Celebrity Gossip
News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady
Mar 8th
Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that's just my cock.
If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably wanked it to heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and:
She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding Service Report,” and two Associated Press Awards. She was also nominated in 2008 for an Emmy award for “Outstanding Achievement” as an anchor.The New Haven Business times recently listed Sonia as one of “20 Noteworthy Women” in the community. She was also voted best local TV reporter in the state by the readers of “Connecticut Magazine” and as one of the top local TV personalities by the New Haven Advocate
That’s amazing! Did you know that Connecticut is called the “the Constitution State, not because of the the US Constitution, but because of the Fundamental Orders – the first recognized constitution in North America? Hahaha. Like yo’re reading this far.
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- Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that’s just my cock.
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- Golden Globes?
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- Ebony and Ivory, hotties.
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- I’m ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille.
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- Supermodel, Super Tits.
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- Mama Mia, Looka di Boobas!
OK, Miley Cyrus. I Give In.
Mar 3rd
Rekon these taste like bacon?
You win, Miley. I give up trying to keep Dateline off my front porch. With a rack like that and the can-do attitude we’ve been seeing, you’ve won the boners hearts and minds of the American people.
What’s that you say? She’s 18? Well that’s horse of a different color, or as I like to say,” ‘scuse me while I rub one out to them tit-tays”. In a totally respectful way, of course. Girl power!
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- Have a look at this side boob, muthafucka.
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- Rekon these taste like bacon?
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- Hey Y’all, wanna dive in here?
News Hotties: Evelyn Taft
Mar 3rd
And by warmer, I mean boner.
Evelyn Taft is our favorite SF Bay area news hottie. She grew up speaking Russian in the Bay Area, according to her bio, and I’d love to hear her whisper lubovnik in my ear while we lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a crackling fire sipping honeyed vodka. But I digress…
Besides being a super smart smartie meteorologist, Evelyn has great assets as a newscaster. And by assets I mean, OMG huge titties! We’re missing her since she moved down to LA, although she is dressing a little more tawdry professional now that’s she’s down there. Here’s hoping she comes to work in a low slung tank top.
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- And by warmer, I mean boner.
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- Did you know that weather is OMG BOOBIES!
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- What’s better than great weather? Boobs.
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- Showing some leg for the LA glommers.
Here’s a video of Evelyn and her sweater pups.
Pauley Perrette Looks Criminally Hot
Feb 24th
I will literally eat your heart out.
You might be asking yourself, ‘why is Pauley Perette the only Grammys coverage on this site? You might also ask yourself, ‘where is my beautiful wife?’ Well, the answer is that Pauley Perrette is a genetic anomaly (she’s 41 and hotter than molten black candle wax) and your wife has been at my house for a few days experimenting with multiple partners. Same as it ever was. Here’s Pauley looking like she could just eat the still beating heart right out of your chest cavity. So how was her character on NCIS in the Navy again? “My God, What have I done?”
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- Like my tattoo? I like your blood.
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- I will literally eat your heart out.
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- Who wants a Po’Boy?
