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Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.

I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.

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Links that forgot why they were famous in the first place

New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW

Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World

One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Some chick I have never heard of is naked- Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah

Oprah is done- notorious news

Armenians for equal rights- IDLYITW

Miranda Kerr is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)

John Kerry has a daughter and believe it or not she actually has a cool profession. She is a director in Hollywood, albeit an unpopular one, and she was busted for DUI this morning. I have never heard of Alexandra Forbes Kerry before and after looking at this pic for a few minutes, I still have pretty much zero interest in seeing her ever again.

Nevertheless, she was popped for DUI and when they conducted a field alcohol test, she blew a .06 and .08 is the legal drinking/driving limit. Basically this is a case of dumb fuck cop in Hollywood arresting someone who has a lot of political power. I doubt he will have his job next week but then again I doubt this story will make it on the major news networks. Know why? Cause no one gives a shit who Alexandra Kerry is!

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Links that everyone should know

Robert Pattinson is cruel- IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus does Seventeen magazine- Allie Is Wired

Victoria’s Secret models not in lingerie. Wait…they can do that?- Drunken Stepfather

Amy Winehouse’s tits have burst- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Chastity Bono is dumb- IDLYITW

Tila Tequila is topless!- Fatback Media (NSFW)

It is being reported that two Miss Universe contestants, the contestant for Japan and the contestant for Trinidad and Tobago, are the stars of a newly surfaced three way sex tape. I searched a little bit and tried to find it, but no luck. I will probably have my hands on it by tonight and I can link it here when I am done.

I personally am more excited for the Carrie Prejean sex tape but with two Asian hotties goin’ crazy on some dude’s cock to hold me over, makes me a happy man. Not sure who the guy is, but he should be crowned the luckiest dude alive 2009. I know if I banged two Miss Universe contestants at the same time you would have to physically restrain me from going directly to the press. And in this case, he did the right thing by filming it so he can relive the event again and again and prove to his friends and the world that yes, he did indeed bang two mega hotties from across the world. Once I find the vid I will imagine I am the luckiest guy in the world. Should take about 5-6 minutes. 

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