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Another Reason to Look at Katy Perry’s Ass
I am not sure why Katy Perry has the name Rusty stamped on her ass. I mean I understand that she is dating Russel Brand and the short name for Russel is Rusty but I still don’t see why she needs to announce that to the world. I am still confused on why she wants to date that psychopath ( a very funny psychopath) instead of finding a real guy.
Maybe this is a way of marking his territory for other potential mates. He probably said, “Hey baby. Mind if you put my name on your ass so other dudes won’t try to fuck you in it?” And she said, ” Whatever baby. As long as you give it to me long and hard every night until I start bleeding.” Yea, the conversation probably went something like that. I should become a psychic.
Links that have their boyfriend’s name TATTOOED on their ass
It must be a lot of work dating Megan Fox- IDLYITW
Taylor Swift is banging this dude- Geno’s World
Sharon Osbourne correctly calls Susan Boyle ugly as fuck- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Chloe Sevigny is in some mom pants- Drunken Stepfather
Rachel Bilson in Flaunt magazine- yeeeah
K-Fed might be a daddy again- notorious news
Miranda Kerr needs a hug- IDLYITW
Eva Wyrwal is topless,bottomless- Fatback Media (NSFW)
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By Tom O
Josh Duhamel is Impatient
A lot of people are talking about how Josh Duhamel has been cheating on Fergie with a stripper and people are speculating that they will break up. If you have ever seen Fergie’s face then you can not really blame him for wanting to cheat. Fergie has a great body and everything but she is a total butter face.
Now the stripper is getting a lawyer because she wants to sue Duhamel or something but the lawyer she hired is claiming that Josh kept waking her up in the middle of the night for more sex. That is the first party foul right there. When you have a stripper to yourself for the night you do not let her sleep. You keep her awake throughout the night to anally rape make love to her. Even if your pecker is not on board and all it wants to do is rest, then pour hot wax on her tits or massage her back with lubricant or some shit. Falling asleep is the last thing a prostitute/stripper should be doing. Josh Duhamel has a lot to learn about the bachelor life.
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By Tom O
Kristen Stewart is Irrelevant
Kristen Stewart was prodded for like the 18 millionth time about if she is or isn’t having an off stage romance with her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson. I am personally hoping that those two keep their greasy selves to themselves because I would probably gag if I saw Kristen making out with a “regular”, “clean” guy.
I would make the joke that they are swapping STDs but let’s face it, these two filthy greaseballs have not slept with anyone other than each other. She was half joking when she was asked and said, “We are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.” This would actually be good news for me. Cause then she could hook up with a relatively good looking and normal lesbian and they wouldn’t need and lubricant to get the job done. Kristen could just run her fingers through her oily hair and the other, lesser, unknowing lesbian would just think she has some new cool oil dispensing weave. Watching the two of them have sex would be like throwing a pint of motor oil into a bucket of water and watching all the pretty waves pollute the purity.
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Britney Spears has the worst tits in Hollywood- IDLYITW
Lisa Marie Presley is selling our love pad- Allie Is Wired
Chantelle Houghton is like a big titted Paris Hilton- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan goes off on Michael Lohan- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
LiLo’s parents are exploitive, trying to help- notorious news
Pictures of Kim Kardashian at that celebrity boxing thing- IDLYITW
Jessica Alba’s tight little tushy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
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By Tom O







