Archive for April, 2010
Lindsay Lohan Might Be Going To Jail
Apr 30th
I like Lindsay Lohan. I like waking up every morning and reading stories about her and her fucked up life. But recently, it has been too fucked up. I am Team Michael and think Lindsay needs to grow the fuck up and listen to his ass and kick booze to the curb once and for all.
I may be getting my wish. Lindsay has violated her probation by not going to the alcohol program assigned to her once every 7 days. Instead, she found a loop hole and the treatment center said they will only inform the court of absences if she didn’t show up for 21 days in a row.
The judge says 7 days and the program says 21 days. But guess what, the judge is a FUCKING JUDGE. Once it comes out that LiLo has not been compliant with the program she will go to jail and I will laugh hysterically. By that time, Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan would have mended fences and LiLo will finally get the intervention that she needs so bad. I will follow up this post if she winds up in the clink.
Weekend links that are out on bail
Chelsea Handler is a porn star- IDLYITW
Was Michael Jackson is a gay relationship?- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jessica Alba is not a good cook- Allie Is Wired
Brooke Hogan is still alive- Drunken Stepfather
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Christina Aguilera to traumatize son- Yeeeah
Britney Spears has the worst weave in the world- Popbytes
A hot chick does hot stuff- Holy Moly
Halle Berry is back on the market- Amy Grindhouse
Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB
Miley Cyrus can not wait to get naked- Celeb Jihad
Kid Rock is gonna host the CMT Awards- Daily Stab
Didn’t Happen
Apr 28th
There seems to be a shitload of cheaters out in the tabloids these days. I only cover a handful of them cause I could care less who is fucking who when there is no sex tape involved. But this one is a little outrageous. Courtney Love went on Howard Stern’s show on Sirius radio and said that she was fucking Gavin Rossdale when he was with Gwen Stefani.
I am a straight man but I can tell when another guy is good looking and I gotta say that Gavin Rossdale is a pretty boy and he wouldn’t fuck Courtney Love with a stolen dick. Especially when he has a fine piece of ass like Gwen Stefani to go home to at the end of the night. This story is bullshit and Courtney just wants some attention so she can sell her story to some tabloid and buy some more crack.
WTF!?
Apr 28th
Sandra Bullock is all over the tabloids these days and rightfully so. She isn’t some random hotty who is famous for being famous. She actually worked for her fame. Hell, the bitch won an Oscar so when people say her acting is sub-par (and usually it is) she will always have that Oscar to prove she is worthy.
But this time it isn’t her acting skills or her dubious husband that is grabbing her headlines. She just adopted a baby boy from New Orleans named Louis. She actually got custody of the kid in January but made Jesse and his kids swear to secrecy until she was ready to tell the public. I think this is awesome and VERY unexpected. Bitch has gotta be on top of the world.
John Mayer Is Done With Twitter
Apr 27th
There are a lot of celebrities using Twitter these days and a lot of normal people too. It is a hell of a social networking site. Sometimes celebs get overzealous and say shit that sounds bad and they forget that there are hundreds of thousands, and in some cases, millions of people watching what you Tweet.
Usually celebs make an ass of themselves exclusively on the site but Mayer somehow managed to call his penis a white supremecist while being interviewed with Playboy which is probably the stupidest thing he could have thought of. The remarks are old news but I use it as an example because he was able to go to his Twitter account and re validate himself.
So the social networking tool isn’t all bad. Nevertheless, he thinks Twitter is done. I don’t see where he gets off saying that but that is what he thinks. Personally, for me, I think John Mayer is done. He has made some great music but when was the last time you saw him on the Billboard chart? It has been a while. Right?
