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Lindsay Lohan’s movie career is going nowhere. Her latest film is called Labor Pains and it will air on ABC Family this month. Apparently she plays a pregnant chick who likes to drink red bull. To throw some gas on the fire, it is being reported now that she turned down a role in the blockbuster hit The Hangover. Ouch.

So instead of a stripper with freckles all over her ass you got Heather Graham, much better choice. I am not sure what LiLo will do next but I am sure it won’t make it to the big screen. She can try her hand at music again, which basically is just Lohan shooting music videos where she, yes, drinks more red bull and wears 15 different pairs of sunglasses at night. Outside of that, Lohan is going nowhere. Nice knowin’ ya LiLo.

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Lindsay Lohan has been doing everything in her power lately to sell as many cans of her self tanning spray, Sevin Nyne, to anyone who is looking to look darker. Of course it would probably sell more quickly if her pale pasty freckled ass actually used some of it. Here’s the catch, she didn’t develop the formula. Or at least that is what is being claimed by chemist Jennifer Sunday.

Sunday says she created the spray and Sunday’s partner violated contract terms and turned to Lohan to shell out the super expensive spray. I am not really sure if it is expensive. All I know is that when it is SUMMER most people aren’t gonna shell out cash for a tanning spray. That is like opening an ice cream stand in the north pole. Now Sunday says she wants all proceeds from the tanning spray to go directly to her and is probably gonna seek some sort of financial compensation from Lohan and Lorit Simon. Simon is the chick that was partnered with Sunday.

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Samantha Ronson has been spending a lot of time in London. Apparently the act of picking up a record and putting it on the record player and occasionally scratching it back and forth can earn you a lot of money these days. Seems like a frugal job.

So while SamRo was deejaying in London, Lindsay Lohan followed her there is a lame attempt to win her back. Apparently she did just so, or did she? She wrote on her Twitter page, ” Leaving London with my favorite favorite.” Now Lohan could be talking about a number of things. A large back of cocaine. A case of red bulls. But people are speculating that her “favorite favorite” is Samantha Ronson.

If they are back together it is not like they will be able to keep it a secret. Sam will deejay and LiLo will be there getting hammered and annoying the fuck out of Sam. So basically I have to wait a full 12 hours before we find out if they are back on or not. I am calling bullshit, but the clubs will tell us the truth.

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Piranha 3-D may do well- IDLYITW

Look it’s Zach Morris! – Geno’s World

Nicoel Kidman might be preggers- popbytes

Nicollete Sheridan got a hair cut- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lindsay Lohan is see through- Drunken Stepfather

Speidi are off I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here for good- yeeeah

Pete Doherty arrested after taking drugs on a plane- IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus is back on the market- notorious news

Gerri Halliwell is exploring- Celeb News Wire

Audrina Patridge is single again. Hooray?- Amy Grindhouse

No one wants to star in a movie with Miley Cyrus- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Gordon Ramsey called a chick a fat lesbian- Holy Moly

Stop in the name of Lauren- I Don’t Want Your Life