Posts tagged Speidi
Speidi Are Living In A Rats Nest
May 12th
Speidi are known for making headlines in their multiple staged public appearances but the truth is now coming out and the fact of the matter is is that they only are in public so much because they live in a filthy shithole back at their home.
Above is a pic taken by Life & Style magazine and it is clear that either Heidi, Spencer or both are fucking slobs. Of course they could have made this mess in a matter of minutes and then told the mag that they may have a hoarding problem for no other reason than to get attention. Yea, it is probably the latter.
Heidi Montag Moved Out
Mar 29th
It seems that America’s most hated TV couple may be hitting the rocks. It is being reported by OK magazine that Heidi Montag has moved out of her and Spencer Pratt’s Hollywood home and is now staying with friends. MTV declined to comment probably because Heidi is their little cash cow.
I never thought I would see the day of the end of Speidi but that day has arrived and I am very happy. It is also good cause that means Heidi Montag is back on the market and I can finally hook up with her. Not that I want to have anything to do with that plastic surgery ridden face but she can wear a brown paper bag while I titty fuck those plastic surgery enhanced tits can’t she?
Speidi Dresses as Jon and Kate
Oct 30th
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going all the way for Halloween this week and new they could steal the headlines back from Jon and Kate Gosselin by dressing up as them. I personally think this is a hysterical costume idea and the fact that they are lugging over a dozen baby dolls with them makes the costumes even funnier.
But seriously, they may be peering into their future. They are married and what most people do after they get married is have kids but I guess they are both too big of attention whores to give attention to another small life in this world. However, Heidi has said in the past that not only does she want kids some day but that she actually wants to have multiple kids. If they fuck around and use in vitro fertilization then they may just have sextuplets like Kate Gosselin. Big props to Speidi for this costume idea. It may be topped on Halloween eve but I am giving them the costume of the year so far.
Heidi Montag Unveils Her Playboy Cover
Aug 7th
I am a pervert so I am super excited that Heidi Montag is going to take off all of her clothes for Playboy even though she tries to be a good little Christian girl. During the red carpet premiere for the new G.I. Joe Movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Speidi decided to make an appearance with the September issue of the magazine showing off how dirty Heidi can get.
When I say dirty I mean it in the most literal form because on the cover she is smeared with dirt and mud and has the Playboy bunny carved into her stomach. I am not a huge fan of Heidi or The Hillsbut I don’t mind looking at pretty girls when they are naked and even though I am not a fan I gotta say that this is probably one of the coolest covers in Playboy history. I would love to smear the website with pics I am going to scan when the issue comes out but being sued isn’t all that much fun so you probably won’t see them here. Sorry.
