Archive for December, 2009
Rosie O’Donnell Has Found a New Bull Dyke
Dec 31st
This news kind of makes me sick a little bit but Rosie O’Donnell has found a mate. Just by looking at this pic it seems that the girlfriend is kind of like that dude’s mom who I used to buy pot off of in junior high. She was always sitting at the kitchen tables smoking GPC cigarettes and yelling at her kids for coming home too late.
She has a tattoo and even though I am a tattoo enthusiast I have to say that that particular tattoo looks like shit. Here they are holding hands and getting ready to do the cunt bump mambo which is another image I will have to sear out of my brain with strong narcotics. What happened to the ex? Probably killed herself when she realized she just spent several years of her life with most ugly and bitchiest beast in the valley.
Links that are far more attractive than the former story
Brooke Hogan is in a bikini and whoever wrote this post called her Brock- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa’s hero: Susan Boyle- Allie Is Wired
Jaime Pressly is still worth fucking- Drunken Stepfather
Pretty ladies in bikinis looking pretty- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The Jonas Brothers are breaking up- notorious news
Molly Sims doesn’t know- IDLYITW
Iga Wyrwal is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Rush Limbaugh Might Die Soon
Dec 31st
Rush Limbaugh was rushed to hospital last night with chest pains and people are speculating that he might have had a heart attack. He was rushedthere. Get it? See what I did there? Anyway, I am sure they put him on some good meds and he will get back to his conservative radio show in no time at all.
You know if this guy lost a few pounds it wouldn’t exactly kill him. Just a couple free weights. Walk a mile or so. Fuck it, he will work out all his energy when he is screaming into the radio mic about liberals controlling the media or whatever political bullshit he rants about on a daily basis.
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Jon Gosselin Beat Up Hailey Glassman
Dec 30th
Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s ex girlfriend, is claiming that Jon Gosselin abused her during the relationship. Of course these claims are more than likely false and Hailey just likes to hear her name in the tabloids but if there is any truth to this story, Jon stands to lose joint custody of his 8 children.
Mark Heller, Jon Gosselin’s attorney, says that the story is totally false and said, “Jon Gosselin is a lover not a fighter”. Nice. I am glad someone is enjoying this debacle because Jon’s ass would be in the clink for 4-5 if assault ever does come to surface. Then Mark Heller will lose his most famous client and his names would be out of the tabloids as well.
I never thought that my Jon Gosselin, small and meek, would be the center of a tabloid bonanza. But here he is and because of it one of my favorite shows is off the air.
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Links that love Ed Hardy
Tiger Woods isn’t doing so well- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kerry katona gets a stalker- Holy Moly
Beckham takes the field in Milan- popbytes
It is Tiger Woods’ birthday. LOL!- Amy Grindhouse
Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB
Rosie O’Donnell has a new girlfriend- notorious news
Miranda Kerr does Ralph- IDLYITW
Tsvety Nikolova. Say that three times fast.- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Brooke Mueller is a Coke Freak
Dec 30th
Charlie Sheen is a very lucky man. He was blessed with good looks and has a killer career in Hollywood and he could have just about any chick that he wanted. But for some reason he settled for a chick that has a fucked up past with busts both for drinking and drugs. Her most recent but (which isn’t all that recent) was a cocaine possession charge that she was charged with March 9, 2001.
Of course when I say he “settled” for her is because he can do a lot better. If I were dating a chick that looked even similar to Brooke Mueller I would tell everyone I know and call my mother and say, “See? I did grow up to be a ‘somebody’”. Then on our way to dinner she would compliment me on my clothes and touch me on the thigh and I would jizz my pants, crash my car, and kill us both. But it would be good while it lasted.
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