Jail Bait

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Not Fair!

Written by fatback on July 10, 2008 – 7:44 am -

Why do jailbait celebrities like JoJo insist on dressing up like grownups and confusing the shit out of me? JoJo is like 13 right? This outfit and that body are not for teenagers. I have enough trouble trying to keep Dateline NBC from showing up at my house without this shit. JoJo is extremely cute and looks like she’d date black guys (which is a plus if you’re a stud like me!) but she needs to keep that shit under wraps for a few more years so I don’t have to worry about surrendering my hard drives to authorities or what’s going to happen to my immortal soul if I keep doing the things I do to pictures like this.

UPDATE: Phew! Normally I don’t do this, but I checked Wikipedia (who’s always truthin’ like a muhfukka) and they say JoJo is 17 (she turns 18 this Christmas), so technically she’s not jail bait. In my home state of South Carolina, she’s practically an old maid. Hag.

Tags: Boston, Jail bait, JoJo, Music
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Jaime Lynn Spears Has A Stalker

Written by fatback on June 6, 2008 – 4:44 am -

$Hey y\'all I\'m jailbait$

A photographer has been arrested for allegedly stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (better known as the guy who is being passed off as the real father of Jamie Lynn’s baby).

Edwin W. Merino, 30, of Los Angeles, posted bond Tuesday. He is scheduled to appear in court next week.

Authorities in Liberty, a small town in southwest Mississippi near the Louisiana border, said Merino wouldn’t leave the pregnant Spears and her fiance, Casey Aldridge, alone. (Yahoo News)

He’s a paparazzo. Isn’t it his job to stalk people? I think the real crime here is the lack of social programs and aid for the indigent in the deep south. And also, how good my ass looks in these new Diesel Jeans. Rreeow.

Here’s some pics of Jamie Lynn Spears before she got pregnant, because pregnant teens creep me out. I’m running out of aliases ladies.

Tags: Jail bait, Jaime Lynn Spears
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Hey daddy, got milk?

Written by fatback on May 15, 2008 – 9:33 pm -

Um. This looks like one of those pictures that will have Dateline knocking on your door at 2 O’clock in the afternoon. I’m not saying it’s sexually suggestive, though. I mean what’s suggestive about a pubescent teen in a wife-beater, with her legs spread open with white stuff on her face? NOTHING! Jesus loves me. Jesus loves me. Jesus loves me.