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Maria Fowler Likes the Beach

Mar 11th

Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.

This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.

: Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.

: British girls have the best tits. PROVE ME WRONG!

: Is this water cold or are my tits just awesome?

: Has anyone seen my camel (toe)?

: Those dudes in the back = not on our team.

Boobs, Breasts, British Nudes, Tits

News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady

Mar 8th

Posted by fatback in Celebrity Gossip

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Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that's just my cock.

If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably ~~wanked it to~~ heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and:

She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding Service Report,” and two Associated Press Awards. She was also nominated in 2008 for an Emmy award for “Outstanding Achievement” as an anchor.The New Haven Business times recently listed Sonia as one of “20 Noteworthy Women” in the community. She was also voted best local TV reporter in the state by the readers of “Connecticut Magazine” and as one of the top local TV personalities by the New Haven Advocate

That’s amazing! Did you know that Connecticut is called the “the Constitution State, not because of the the US Constitution, but because of the Fundamental Orders – the first recognized constitution in North America? Hahaha. Like yo’re reading this far.

: Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that’s just my cock.

: Golden Globes?

: Ebony and Ivory, hotties.

: I’m ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille.

: Supermodel, Super Tits.

: Mama Mia, Looka di Boobas!

Boobs, Breasts, Huge Tits

News Hotties: Evelyn Taft

Mar 3rd

Posted by fatback in Celebrity Gossip

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And by warmer, I mean boner.

Evelyn Taft is our favorite SF Bay area news hottie. She grew up speaking Russian in the Bay Area, according to her bio, and I’d love to hear her whisper lubovnik in my ear while we lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a crackling fire sipping honeyed vodka. But I digress…

Besides being a super smart smartie meteorologist, Evelyn has great assets as a newscaster. And by assets I mean, OMG huge titties! We’re missing her since she moved down to LA, although she is dressing a little more ~~tawdry~~ professional now that’s she’s down there. Here’s hoping she comes to work in a low slung tank top.

: And by warmer, I mean boner.

: Did you know that weather is OMG BOOBIES!

: What’s better than great weather? Boobs.

: Showing some leg for the LA glommers.

Here’s a video of Evelyn and her sweater pups.

Breasts, Huge Boobs, News Hotties, Tits

Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath

Feb 24th

Posted by fatback in Kelly Brook

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Does anyone have a moist towelette?

Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave to an “artist” to fuck up and spank-bankable naked women in a photoshoot. This kind of reminds me of that time your mom went crazy got naked and tried to kill me. Except that was my mom. Ok, boner is officially gone. I need a tissue.