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Singer, crackhead, hottie dead-man-walkin’ Amy Winehouse has smoked so much crack that she has emphysema - a disease usually relegated to lifelong chain-smoking coal miners.

Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing tests after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of emphysema, her father says.

“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.” (PEOPLE)

I’m no psychologist but I think it’s safe to say that Amy Winehouse loves drugs. She loves drugs like Christians love Jesus and little kids love puppies. I think if you asked Amy Winehouse to chew off her own leg or stop smoking crack for a half day she would say, “Can I get some Lowry’s? Because nothing brings out the flavor of leg like some Lowry’s seasoning salt.” It’s true.

While recording the theme song for the upcoming Bond movie, “Quantum Of Solace,” Amy Winehouse decided to throwback a shot . . . while holding her friend’s baby. Hell yeah, my girl is back! No more of this flying the straight and narrow bullshit. If Amy needs a shot, Amy gets a shot. Even if it means a baby in one hand and the booze in the other. Hey, she has her damn priorities, okay! What I also love about Amy’s visit with her friend’s kid is that she’s holding a cigarette about 18″ from the him (check out the pic below).

If the new look of Amy Winehouse is any indication, she’s headed for a starring role in a zombie flick. Amy bought a new tanning bed, some say to help clear up the festering pustules on her face. I swear up and down the bitch is melting.

Whine, whine, whine, Amy Winehouse needs help, Amy Winehouse needs someone to save her. Bitch and moan, but what I say she needs is to stop moldering like that shit in the back of some college kid’s fridge and grow the fuck up. Addicted to drugs, eating prostitute snatch, and sucking every dog cock that comes your way will eventually give you herpes of the head, you know.

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