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Amy Winehouse just got breast implants about a month ago and I got say I likey. I likey a lot. However, the other 90% is still ugly as fuck. Now the singer’s father is stepping in and saying that Amy’s new boobs are “fantastic”. Is that what we need? Another Joe Simpson? Another celebrity dad that obsesses over his daughter’s amazing rack?

If I had a celebrity daughter I would probably try to focus in on her talent and not discuss her body. But me, I am not her dad. So I will be the first to say that I agree with Mitch Winehouse, her rack is amazing. Now she just needs to hang out at the beach topless like she did earlier this year. I am not interested in seeing any other part of her body naked but the tits, Hells yes.

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The Daily mail is just full of good stories today. This one is about Amy Winehouse stealing cocaine from Kate Moss’ purse. Of course the claim is coming from a money hungry drug addict who will say just about anything for a quick buck. That’s right, it is coming from Amy Winehouse’s ex Blake Fielder-Civil.

He also claims in the story that Amy became addicted to heroin when he gave her some one night. Again, might be a lie might be true. Apparently Amy stole some coke from Kate Moss’ purse that is just as big of a drug addict as Amy but she doesn’t go to rehab because she is pretty. Kate was so drunk that she didn’t even notice the two grams of the drug missing from her purse. Next week I think that Blake Fielder-Civil will claim he shot big foot and give pictures to the press of him after being abducted by aliens. Anything is possible with this dude.

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Links that take a bite out of crime. And boobs. Yea boobs.

Kim Kardashian is single- IDLYITW

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets into the comic book biz- Geno’s World

Michael Jackson’s doctor is in deep shit- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

LiLo goes coco on SamRo- Celeb News Wire

Tara Reid bikini pictures. They are not as bad as you think- yeeeah

Orlando Bloom is smart, kinda sumb- IDLYITW

Amy Winehouse and her now former husband haven’t been together for months. Blake Fielder-Civil filed for a divorce forever ago and if you have ever in your life seen anypicture of Amy Winehouse you would know why. The reason for the divorce according to Blake was the fact that Amy cheated and that they can not forgive each other blah blah.

I don’t think anyone cares that they got divorced, the truth is the British paparazzi who are fucking crazy just want to see Amy slip into a depression so she turns back to drugs which will give us another trainwreck in the tabloids that the news desperately needs and then cross your fingers for video surfacing of her shooting smack or smoking crack. When asked by the adoring public outside the courtroom if she had another guy in mind to date she just queefed and burped a little bit and escaped in her “bug”.

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