Emma Watson Is Lazy
Emma Watson is a spoiled little bitch. Since the age of 9 she has been starring in the Harry Potter movies and now she is saying that she is going to give up acting. She says, ” Just because this happened to be doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the right thing.” I hold a lot of stock in Emma Watson. If she gives up acting, then that means no future nude scenes from Emma Watson.
She goes on to say that she has no use for her $20 million fortune. And the cherry on top? She is the highest paid celebrity under the age of 21. It is ok. when she gives up acting and blows through her wealth, she can come and stay with me. We can watch porn together. I only have a few stipulations, no guy on guy action and penetration must have close-ups. If she can live by those rules, everything will be hunky-dory.
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Harry Pothead is Actually Funny Now
about 9 months ago - No comments
Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter series has been busted smoking pot over in the U.K. I doubt he will turn into one of those trainwreck celebrities and will probably never be anywhere close to Amy Winehouse but I find it hysterical that a guy who is the idol of practically every little kid
about 1 year ago
WOW you are a dickhead. There is absolutly nothing wrong in saying ‘This is not what i want to do with my life’. Just ’cause you’re a self centered pervert. Not everyone wants to act, not everyone wants fame, not everyone needs millions of dollars. some of us are happy with ‘little’ lives. Have you never tried anything and decided that yeah, you like it enough but dont want to continue with it? Sorry, but this does NOT make her a spoilt brat. Write your articles better if you want your point to be backed up.
about 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure the point that Tom is making is that if she quits acting, then we won’t get any full frontal nudity out of her in the future; which now that I think about it is really really sad.
about 1 year ago
what a shit head , no not a shit head what a little cock, animal shagging fucker, i bet you are a small dicked
fucker who can only jack him self of to cartoon porn because he has no chance of geting a real girlfreind i bet you are a fat smelly twat who only has one plesure in life and that is tring to pick up drunk kids from the park who will no dout turn you down, the best part of you must have dribbled down your momas leg !!!!!
how small pricks like you even exist i can only wonder.
about 1 year ago
Wow, Bob. I’d SO take you seriously except for the egregious spelling and grammatical errors. You DO know this is a humor site, right. And speaking of dribbling down your mama’s leg…I just did. ZING! See what I did there? My stars…
about 1 year ago
Or poor little fatback !!!!
Did the big bad man upset you!!
about 1 year ago
Heh Heh
about 1 year ago
I think emma has turned into one very attractive woman and I would love to see full frontal nudity from emma. She’s almost as hot as my 18 year old daughter ciara but my daughter has nicer tits!
about 1 year ago
Jay- you’re a man after our own hearts. Keep up the good work!
about 1 year ago
Audrey, don’t post about things you don’t understand – now seriously, go and worry your silly little head with ironing or crocheting or W.A. meetings or whatever it is 50-year-old-housewives do and stop bothering these people – oh, and maybe ask your husband for some money tomorrow – you’ve earned it, dumpling!
about 11 months ago
“WOW you are a dickhead. There is absolutly nothing wrong in saying ‘This is not what i want to do with my life’. Just ’cause you’re a self centered pervert. Not everyone wants to act, not everyone wants fame, not everyone needs millions of dollars. some of us are happy with ‘little’ lives. Have you never tried anything and decided that yeah, you like it enough but dont want to continue with it? Sorry, but this does NOT make her a spoilt brat. Write your articles better if you want your point to be backed up.”
Thankyou Audrey
She’s leaving the fame to live her life so all the other man slags who only care about “nudity pics” can go do sommet else with their life besides critesieing other peoples.
about 11 months ago
Well said, Bob. And well spelled!