Lady GaGa Is For Sure Not A Dude
Mar 12th
Last night the video for Lady GaGa and Beyonce’s new music video Telephone was leaked onto the internet and as soon as it was up, it was down. But I did manage to grab the first few seconds when Lady GaGa was thrown naked into a cell and the camera blurred out her vagina.
OK so she is not a guy. In fact she is kinda hot. But I doubt the hermaphrodite jokes will end cause they are just too funny. Dunno when the pussy record execs will finally allow this vid onto YouTube, but I don’t think it is gonna be anytime soon cause they want to play it on VH1 or some shit. Can’t be MTV cause MTV stopped playing music videos.
Weekend links that don’t have a penis
Christina Ricci is schnockered- IDLYITW
Billy Corgan doesn’t like John Mayer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Chris Brown’s career is dead- Allie Is Wired
Rose McGowan shows us a little cleavage- Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian has the best butt in the world- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The Runaways look like an emo movie delux- Geno’s World
Jennifer Aniston clings to anything with a penis- yeeeah
Katie Holmes is having a baby against her will- popbytes
Megan Fox outtakes leaked- Holy Moly
Have you seen the new Eclipse trailer? If not, you are alone- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag’s psychic/manager may be a new cast member on The Hills- IBBB
Emma watson is anti-upskirt- Celeb Jihad
Skin Links
Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth
Mar 12th
Jessica Simpson sat down with iheartradio yesterday and during their interview she told them that she doesn’t brush her teeth. I have no idea why she was at iheartradio because she doesn’t really make music anymore, at least not good music, so she has no business talking to djs.
She also said that she doesn’t have a very good diet cause she is from Texas and everything was about fried food down there. However, there are chicks that are from Texas that know how to eat right and don’t weigh 200 lbs. Yes. I am looking in your direction Jessica. With those tits and those meaty arms, I wouldn’t doubt for a sec that this bitch hasn’t tipped over two bills. The tit part can stay though.
Kate Gosselin Has A New Haircut
Mar 11th
Here is Kate Gosselin sporting her new haircut that she needs for Dancing With The Stars. She looks good but I would rather see her leaving a gym after working on her cellulite. I still wanna do her, more for the novelty and I can tell my friends that I fucked Kate Gosselin.
I hear that the contestants on Dancing With The Stars both famous and not famous have a lot of injuries on the show and I am hoping Kate doesn’t get carried away. Not because I do not want to see her hurt herself but because I would like to see her fall on her ass on television. Yes. That would make me a happy man.
Corey Haim Was Hitting This Before He Died
Mar 11th
Corey Haim was struggling with drugs before he died and he may have finally sobered up long enough to take care of his sick mother just before his death, but he had something else too. A 24 karat piece of ass named Daisy De La Hoya. She is smokin’. I am actually a little jealous. Understandably.
She may not have been the greatest influence on Haim as you can see here she was photographed with a bottle of Jack,bullet shells and a few lines of blow cut out on a mirror in between her legs. Yes this is the type of chick I would like to get inside of but it isn’t the type of girl to nourish a former drug addict like Haim. Congrats anyway Haim. I am sure there are hotter chicks in heaven though.
