Posts tagged Bikini
Hayden Panettiere Tattoos= FAIL
May 22nd
Hayden Panettiere is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood and is probably the hottest chick on tv. I don’t like the show Heroesbecause it is for science fiction geeks, but I still like seeing Hayden Panettiere at every chance I get. Hayden has been spending a lot of time in her bikini recently, which I am grateful for, but that also means she is showing off her tattoo.
The problem with that is, it is misspelled. The tattoo itself reads, “Vivere senza rimipianti” which is “to live without regrets” in Italian. The problem is, the word “rimipianti” should be “rimpianti”. There is an extra “i” in there. Basically, Hayden got the tattoo to show she is edgy and she failed horribly at it. She should probably just stick to lollipops and sugar cookies and keep being the sweet little hot self that she is.
Miley Cyrus: Don’t Call Me Fat
May 18th
Miley Cyrus hit up the beach in the Bahamas this weekend. There is a story here but this post is basically just an excuse to post pictures of her in a bikini. After she noticed the paparazzi snapping pics of her, she took the issue to Twitter and said, ” Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres thing about my body that i would change but stop calling me f*t in post. i don’t…even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words.”
Aww. Disney isn’t letting her use the word fat. If they are fighting words then Miley better get ready to kick some paparazzi/hater ass. She will probably just cower behind daddy’s crotch and let her parents do the fighting since she is a minor. Afterward she basically said that f*t people are beautiful and then like a schizo going through a personality changed realized she was “hating” on skinny people. She envoked Nicole Richie’s name and said she liked her figure.
So in Miley’s mind it is either morbidly obese or malnourishedly skinny. To be honest I don’t really care what Miley thinks and I have already forgotten what she said cause I am distracted by jailbait in a bikini. Now if I can just explain these pics to my parole officer when he checks my comp for contraband.
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77 Days Till Spring!
Jan 2nd
There are 77 days until spring and, honestly, I’m counting the seconds and freezing my balls off. That’s why it warms my heart to see spoiled rich girls like Kristin Cavallari [Ed. note: OMG her ass is perfect. -F] in skimpy bikinis prancing around Malibu while the rest of us dig our cars out of the snow. Am I bitter? No. I’m too cold to be bitter. Too cold and too full of the heavenly spirit of the Lord. The only thing better than a spoiled hot rich-bitch frolicking in Malibu while our economy fails and we wage expensive wars in the desert would be if Kristin Cavallari would sleep with me. And give me $2500.00 US dollars. Yes. Yes, I think the world would be a much better place then. (images)
I’m A Surfer, Bro!
Dec 29th
Shalom Harlow is BAILING under that watermark. This may seem weird, because you know how I hate watermarked images. But just bear with me. [Ed. note. I originally typed 'just bare with me', which of course you can feel free to do as well, you naughty bird]. Anyway, this is Shalom Harlow, tall skinny supermodel hottie attempting to surf and making her awww ain’t it cute factor go way, way up.
