Posts tagged Doug Reinhardt
Doug Reinhardt Blew $2 Mil On Paris Hilton
Apr 23rd
Paris Hilton is a high maintenance chick. She likes to spend a lot of money and get sloshed at clubs and most importantly, she likes to travel a lot. And I am sure Paris Hilton has no clue what it is like to fly coach cause the bitch is always on a private jet going to random places around the globe.
Her ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, made the critical mistake of paying for everything while he was dating Paris Hilton thinking that someday she would come to her sense and settle down and marry him. Paris Hilton can say whatever she wants but I am sure her anti-commitment ass called it off.
This gives me the perfect opportunity to get in Paris Hilton’s panties but I tend to not like STDs. Call me crazy. It was just the way I was raised I guess.
Paris Hilton Is Back On The Market
Apr 16th
It has been confirmed through Paris Hilton’s rep that the relationship between Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt is officially over. They split over two weeks ago but she denied the split. Probably hoping that she could change and actually settle down with someone instead of being the pathetic late 20-year-old, searching aimlessly for a mate.
If I am not mistaken, this is the longest Paris has gone dating just one person. She dated Reinhardt for a shocking 14 months. This in any case is good news for me cause now, after I stock up on anti-STD meds, I can start hitting on her when she starts frequenting the clubs again. We already have Lindsay Lohan falling down drunk out of a club just about every night and now we will have Paris too. Ah! Old times!
Weekend links that can’t settle down
Catherine Zeta-Jones does Allure, naked- IDLYITW
Tila Tequila is rockin’ NYC- Allie Is Wired
Amanda Seyfried makes out with a dog- Drunken Stepfather
Bruce Willis wants you to smell like him- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Miley Cyrus likes the paparazzi- Geno’s World
Tila Tequila fucked the dj- Popbytes
Kristin Cavallari looks frumpy- Amy Grindhouse
Dr. 90210 has breast implants- IBBB
Madonna supports child labor- Celeb Jihad
Jay Z is suing the Red Sox- Daily Stab
Skin links
Cops Hate Paris Hilton
Nov 20th
Not too long ago Paris Hilton moved in with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and since living there, she has already pissed off the cops tp no end just like she did at her house. She has loud parties and people are always stopping by and now the cops are saying that if they get one more complaint they are going to issue tickets and make arrests.
As cool as it would be to see Paris Hilton go to jail again, I think she has learned her lesson. I don’t see why she hasn’t been attention whoring herself (well not as much) as she used to. She used to go to a club and party all night and get hammered and be photographed leaving the bar with a new dude on her shoulder every night but now she has settled down. I say BOO! Loud parties aren’t gonna keep you in the headlines Paris. Make another tape so I can keep you on my relevancy radar.
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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are Swapping STD’s Again
Aug 12th
Not too long ago Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt called it quits on their relationship. Apparently Paris got sick of having sex in bathrooms of night clubs and sucking face in public. But now she is back with Doug Reinhardt, as of a few weeks ago. Doug Reinhardt looks like a cool guy, not the typical douche bag that socialites like Paris Hilton usually dates.
Usually at or around this time I get very jealous and don’t want Paris Hilton dating anyone but me. As sweet as it would be to fuck her, I know in real life that I wouldn’t even if I had the chance because I am not a big fan of little crabs crawling around on my balls and causing me to scratch them until I bleed. However, if Doug likes bumps on his wee-wee from Paris’ hoo-ha, then no one can really stop him.
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