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Not too long ago Paris Hilton moved in with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and since living there, she has already pissed off the cops tp no end just like she did at her house. She has loud parties and people are always stopping by and now the cops are saying that if they get one more complaint they are going to issue tickets and make arrests.

As cool as it would be to see Paris Hilton go to jail again, I think she has learned her lesson. I don’t see why she hasn’t been attention whoring herself (well not as much) as she used to. She used to go to a club and party all night and get hammered and be photographed leaving the bar with a new dude on her shoulder every night but now she has settled down. I say BOO! Loud parties aren’t gonna keep you in the headlines Paris. Make another tape so I can keep you on my relevancy radar.

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Not too long ago Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt called it quits on their relationship. Apparently Paris got sick of having sex in bathrooms of night clubs and sucking face in public. But now she is back with Doug Reinhardt, as of a few weeks ago. Doug Reinhardt looks like a cool guy, not the typical douche bag that socialites like Paris Hilton usually dates.

Usually at or around this time I get very jealous and don’t want Paris Hilton dating anyone but me. As sweet as it would be to fuck her, I know in real life that I wouldn’t even if I had the chance because I am not a big fan of little crabs crawling around on my balls and causing me to scratch them until I bleed. However, if Doug likes bumps on his wee-wee from Paris’ hoo-ha, then no one can really stop him.

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If you have been paying attention to the tabloids lately, then you know Paris Hilton is totally gaga over her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The two sluts have been slutting it up everywhere. The most recent incident happened on a friends yacht at Cannes. What the fuck is up with Cannes anyway? Does that shit just last forever, and when you attend and are a celebrity you get a free yacht. Every single story going on in the media takes place on a yacht.

Anyway, Paris and Doug weren’t on board for long because when her and her boyfriend took their make-out sessions to the next level and went to the bathroom, apparently to have sex, the friend Dave who invited Paris spotted them and booted her off the boat. Apparently the entire ship including the captain erupted in applause when the two exited the vessel. That is a bunch of bullshit though. No one applauded.

It is also being reported that when the captain pulled away from the shore the captain mooned Paris and screamed, ” Paris is a poopy pants! She likes to make stinky!” Yea he probably didn’t say that either, but hey, it’s rumor.

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