Archive for September, 2009
Kim Kardashian is Off The Market, Again
Sep 29th
Not to be outdone by her little sister Khloe, and basically for the reason that she didn’t want to look like a loser like Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian has hooked back up w/ Reggie Bush. I don’t know if it is the money he has in the bank or the taste of his urine that attracts Kim to the running back but they are back and sources say it is for real this time.
A source says, ” They are totally back together for real. Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together.” Sounds like they will go for the long haul. Married with children. Til death do them part. What the fuck am I saying? Kim will swindle Reggie for his money just like Khloe is going to do with Lamar Odem. She will convince Reggie that she is so in love that a pre-nup is offensive. They after they fuck on a nightly basis for a year or so, she will call it off. And will get rich for doing so. The name Kardashian will no longer go down in history as a member of the O.J. Simpson dream team but a group of the savviest gold diggers in the history of the U.S.A.
Gold digging links
Amy winehouse is cured- IDLYITW
Old people should just stick to pooping their pants- Geno’s World
Claire Danes is off the market- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Audrina Patridge interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Jessica Alba is a red head now- yeeeah
Jon Gosselin gets fired from Jon and Kate Plus 8- notorious news
Britney has a new song- IDLYITW
Yea, They’re Pretty Rich
Sep 29th
The salaries of all the stars on MTV’s The Hills has leaked to the public. I Don’t quite understand the obsession with the show except that a lot of losers out there like to live vicariously through the stars and think if they are watching hot chicks going to clubs in Hollywood with tons of money, that must mean that they are hot chicks going to clubs in Hollywood with lots of money. I know. Crazy right?
Not that they are worthy of their fat paychecks but it is being reported that Kristin Cavallari makes $90,000 per episode, Spencer Pratt makes $65,000 per episode (haha), and Audrina Patridge makes $100,000. This has kind of makes me wonder how much Lauren Conrad was being paid when she was still on the show. Since then her star has dropped and she is lucky I am even mentioning her name because she doesn’t need any press because she is not doing anything.
And oh yea, Heidi Montag or Heidi Pratt or whatever the fuck she is calling herself these days makes $100,000 an episode just like Audrina. Neither have talent so I can understand why they make so much. That is the key on MTV. No talent= big bucks. I am much more interested in Audrina Patridge naked however so I hope they cut her salary so she will do a Playboy photo shoot. A REAL one. None of this hype and then no nipple like Heidi. I have my fingers, toes and eyes crossed for this. But let’s face it. As long as losers are sitting in their home eating ice cream and then purging said ice cream to keep a slim figure so they can look more like the people on The Hills, Audrina and the others will always have a job.
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Khloe Kardashian is Off The Market
Sep 28th
Khloe Kardashian is that otherKardashian that no one cares about but yesterday she got married so she expects her 15 minutes in the sunlight because of it. The poor schmuck who married her, and forgot to geta pre-nup, is Lamar Odem who plays basketball or some shit. Anyway, TMZ was reporting that they can still havea post-nup agreement after the wedding but that would mean that the original wedding was all staged and that the vows were not legal and they would have a separate ceremony for the “actual” wedding.
Basically this dude just fucked himself in the ass with a razor ridden dildo. She is gonna realize that she is more famous than him and that she is sick of seeing the same cock over and over again and she will want to move on. I seriously give this relationship a year and a half. And I only do that because Kim was able to hold on to Reggie Bush for a pretty fair amount of time and like the DMV lady in License To Drive I am going under the assumption of “how different can you and your sister actually be?” Bottom line is, Khloe is gonna make a KILLING off this guy when they do split and she will go down in the history books as one of the best gold diggers ever. I can’t wait for that day to come. Â
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Links that have a pre-nup,post-nup and every other nup in the book
Kelly Brook is a healer- IDLYITW
Britney Spears doesn’t know what gay people are- Allie Is Wired
I can see Sophie Munk’s nipple!- Drunken Stepfather
Jude Law as responsible as you expected- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Another Lohan/Patridge burglar reeled in- notorious news
Roman Polanski arrested in Switzerland for rape of 13-year-old girl- IDLYITW
I Fucking Love You For That
Sep 28th
I don’t really believe in censorship and I think that you should be able to say whatever you whenever you want on live tv. But these party poopers named the FCC hate it when you use certain words on the air. Jenny Slate is a brand new character to SNL and she is pretty hot so she instantly becomes a goody in my book.
Her television debut was the season premiere of Saturday Night LiveSaturday night and she was in a biker chick character and said, “You know what? You stood up for yourself, and I fucking love you for that.” And for that, I love her. All the execs at NBC are swearing that it will never happen again and that Jenny’s job is still safe. I think she did it on purpose kind of like an anti-establishment thing but after the said it her face turned into what looked like a blowfish because she knew she fucked up. I don’t know what is worse. Dropping the f-bomb or dropping it without even realizing that you said it. Either way, she is pretty cool in my book and those douche bags at SNL are so desperate for press I doubt they even give a shit how they get it. Here’s the SNL I Fucking Love You For That video on You Tube.
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