Archive for August, 2007
The Hills are at the Beach
Aug 31st
The chicks in these pictures are supposed to be Lauren Conrad, Whitney Ford, and Audrina Partridge from the MTV “reality” show The Hills, but to tell you the truth, I really couldn’t tell you. I’m not in junior high, so there’s no reason for me to watch MTV, but from what I can tell, this show is about these three laying out and calling other girls bitches. Ooohh, the drama!
Alyssa Milano is a Hairy Beast
Aug 29th
In 1987 Miss Lennox totally wanted to be Alyssa Milano as Sam Micelli on “Who’s the Boss?”. She was a bit older than me, but I idolized her as Sam and wanted to dress exactly like her in oversize, geometric print sweaters, spike my bangs 4″ high like hers, secretly go on a date with a college student, make out with one of those Bloom brothers with the psycho eyes, ask Angela for help behind Tony’s back, etc . . .
Anyway, flash forward to 2007 and Alyssa is still gorgeous and worthy of Miss Lennox’s envy . . . except for the hirsuteness her arms seem to be suffering. Seriously, what the hell? Has she never heard of Veet or Nair or laser hair removal?
The total package posing for her “Touch” line of baseball fan clothing is so beautiful–so what’s with the arm hair?!?
Miss Teen South Carolina is Well Spoken
Aug 25th
Uh, what? This bitch talked for thirty seconds and I have no idea what the fuck she just said. Caitlin Upton better be glad she’s hot. She’ll find that will help her when she’s ends up stripping in Vegas.
John Singleton Killed Some Lady
Aug 25th
John Singleton, director of Boyz in the Hood and some other stuff, was minding his own business on Thursday night when a women walked out in front of him and made him kill her. How annoying:
LAPD officers tell TMZ Singleton was driving his 2001 Lexus SUV around 8:00 PM on a Los Angeles street, when a female pedestrian, not in a crosswalk, suddenly stepped in front of Singleton’s car. Police say Singleton immediately stopped and waited for police and an ambulance to arrive. The 57-year-old woman, identified as Constance Russell of Los Angeles, was taken to a nearby hospital where she died Friday morning. Police tell TMZ Singleton was not speeding at the time and was not under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Cops say their investigation has concluded and they’ve determined that this was a “very, very unfortunate accident.” Singleton will not be cited for any violation.
You know who else won’t be cited for a violation? Constance Russell of Los Angeles. She’s dead. When interviewed from the morgue Constance Russell said, “A 2001 Lexus? Really? What’s he directing now, traffic?”
Here’s Jenny McCarthy in Hawaii because I don’t look for pictures of John Singleton:
