Archive for July, 2009
There Might be Dating on Jon and Kate Plus 8
Jul 31st
The Jon and Kate Gosselin stories never get old. It is now being reported that there is a possibility of Jon Gosselin’s dates being recorded for the show. That means a whole new group of fame whoring will be available exclusively on TLC. I don’t see how they can continue to call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8?
I could probably think of a couple different names but that would be overstepping. I am willing to bet ANYTHING that there will be at least one episode this season that shows absolutely no kids. Maybe 5 mins of kids and the rest of the show will be about Jon drinking beer and trying to get tail and Kate bitching endlessly at a home renovator. Those two things are guaranteed but now we just have to wait and see if the children’s camera time suffers because of it.
Links that get used for their celebrity
Lindsay Lohan has lost her damn mind- IDLYITW
Kristen Stewart is a druggy loser and always will be- Allie Is Wired
Speidi act like hicks. What’s that? They’re not acting? OMG! – Drunken Stepfather
Seth Rogen says stuff- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?
Jul 31st
Yesterday Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair blonde in a desperate attempt to look…blonde. Everytime she dyes her hair people make fun of her and say she shouldn’t be blonde or brunette or whatever the case may be and then praise her when she dyes her hair back to the carrot top look that is natural to her. Therefore, I will not waste my time.
The thing is it took 11 hours in the hair salon to get her hair like that. The only thing I do that takes 11 hours is sex. That’s right. I am a monster in bed. OK so maybe it is more like 11 seconds but that isn’t the question in tow. The question is: does the carpet match the drapes? Does SamRo have an answer for that? Is SamRo worth looking at for 10 seconds and run the risk of vomiting all over myself to receive the answer? Answer: no. Also, the Daily Mail is saying LiLo was smoking an illicit cigarette in the salon when she was getting her hair did. I don’t know if that means joint or just a regular smoke that is against the rules. I guess we will know after she parties until 3 a.m. tonight.
Mel Gibson Attacks Fan,is Crazy
Jul 30th
Mel Gibson is a very important person. Drunk but important. Him and his pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva went to a new L.A. nightclub called Playhouse and went to the VIP section to chill and relax for a bit. Well they weren’t relaxing when some freak approached them and started snapping pics. Mel’s bodyguard took  the camera and deleted the pictures.
After that Mel got upset and, according to a source, “Mel approached the guy who tried to take his picture and ripped his shirt.” Apparently the guy is such a big fan of Gibson that he has dropped the assault charges that he initially pressed against the actor. If I ever met Mel Gibson I wouldn’t try to snap his picture. I would pull down his shirt and lick his back. I hear he is like a licking toad that when you lick it’s back it makes you hallucinate. It is the same deal with Gibson only when you like his back you get hammered. Yes. That is what I would do.
People will celebrate ‘No Megan Fox Day’ by posting about Megan Fox- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lindsay Lohan goes blonde- Holy Moly
Gisele Bundchen: Pregnant and sexy- popbytes
Jude Law is going to be a father again- Amy Grindhouse
Keely Hazell is back- IDLYITW
Kara DioGuardi Will be Back
Jul 30th
Some people out there think American Idol is a superficial show and don’t watch it. I am half way there. I think it is a superficial show but I still watch it. Rumors have been going around about Paula Abdul possibly making $20 million for the next season of Idoland it has already been confirmed that Simon Cowell is getting $145 mil a year which is like 5 pesos in the UK.
Ryan Seacrest signed a three year deal with Idolworth $45 mil. Now it has been confirmed that Kara DioGuardi is coming back. That is how insignificant she is. When she signed her contract people weren’t concerned with how much money she will be getting, they just wanted to know if she would be coming back at all. A source says, “Her deal is done. There are no ifs,and or buts. Done. She will be back.” I have no beef with Kara DioGuardi. She is like Paul only less drunk and less nice. I hope next season she will actually make a nice chunk of change like the other staff but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
