Archive for July, 2008
Emma Stone is a Superbad Rocker
Jul 31st
Emma Stone is a refreshingly normal actress whose star is just beginning to shine. By “normal” I of course mean not an insufferable, narcissistic, falsely jaded, coddled, nightmare bitch like 99.9 % of every living organism in the greater Los Angeles area. She’s young, pushing 20 this winter, but already she’s been attached to some solid properties like Superbad, Rocker (opens Aug 1st), and House Bunny, with Anna Faris (Opens Aug. 22).
The way you can tell she hasn’t been chewed up, mindraped and spit out to the curb at Hollywood and Vine by the industry machine is that her eyes aren’t at once screaming “Oh my God what have I done?” and “Get me another fucking latte you asshole, I don’t care how many of your scripts won awards at fucking Sundance“. I bet she’s the kind of chick that would bum a smoke from you then buy you beer later because she felt like it’s the right thing to do. Even Steven.
That’s what this world could use lot more of these days.
OMG! Photographers? How Crazy?
Jul 30th
God this chick is insufferable. Is there anything she does that’s not a photo-op? Don’t get me wrong, she looks great and her ass is definitely hot for a white girl, but there’s just something about her that seems kinda strip club-ish. Like,”Hey that stripper that gave me a lap dance was pretty hot…for a stripper”. She’s like 25 right? What’s up with the all the plastic surgery? I’m sure she’ll regret all these early enhancements in a few years when she’s getting pounded from behind by Drew Carey for a spot as a hostess on The Price Is Right. COME ON DOWN!
Not His Fault
Jul 30th
Police are now saying that actor Shia LeBeouf, while intoxicated, did not cause the accident a few nights ago that flipped his vehicle slightly injuring him and Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas.
Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver, who has not been identified, ran the light and will also be cited. LaBeouf was booked for a misdemeanor DUI and underwent surgery for injuries to his left hand.
“He was not at fault,” Whitmore said of the “Transformers” actor.
LaBeouf’s pickup truck collided with another vehicle at 3 a.m. Sunday in West Hollywood. Lucas and the driver of the other vehicle were not seriously injured. (Yahoo)
Isabel Lucas is the 23 year old Aussie hottie that is starring in the Transformers sequel (not to be confused with Aussie hottie Rachel Taylor who starred in the first Transformers movie). Isabel Lucas is reportedly dating entourage’s Adrian Grenier, but she was out late drinking with Shia “Where’s The” LeBoeuf. Shia was also seen kissing Megan Fox backstage at the MTV Movie Awards, which makes him my personal hero (taking the place of Jesus). Is Shia sleeping with your girlfriend? I’d say it’s probably a likelihood. Not your mom though. She’s kind of ragged out since I broke up with her.
Kelly Brook Hates Germs
Jul 29th
I don’t know where to start with this one, kids. First, Kelly Brook is ridiculously pretty but her dress looks like the one my “confirmed bachelorette” great aunt Lucille used to wear at the pool when I was kid. She sure could throw a baseball. The shoes are hot but what’s up with GD gloves, Howard Hughes? If she was going for Old Hollywood chic, she failed. She looks like she works in a lab with the guy from SAW III. If Kelly Brook came at me naked with those gloves on, I’d be checking the floor for a plastic drop cloth and scanning for exits. Also, in pic 2, apparently Kelly Brook is seven feet tall. But I think can still take her.
More naked Kelly Brook than you can shake a stick at and some helpful links for you slackers.
