Posts tagged Boobs
Maria Fowler Likes the Beach
Mar 11th
Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.
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- Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
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- British girls have the best tits. PROVE ME WRONG!
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- Is this water cold or are my tits just awesome?
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- Has anyone seen my camel (toe)?
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- Those dudes in the back = not on our team.
News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady
Mar 8th
Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that's just my cock.
If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably wanked it to heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and:
She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding Service Report,” and two Associated Press Awards. She was also nominated in 2008 for an Emmy award for “Outstanding Achievement” as an anchor.The New Haven Business times recently listed Sonia as one of “20 Noteworthy Women” in the community. She was also voted best local TV reporter in the state by the readers of “Connecticut Magazine” and as one of the top local TV personalities by the New Haven Advocate
That’s amazing! Did you know that Connecticut is called the “the Constitution State, not because of the the US Constitution, but because of the Fundamental Orders – the first recognized constitution in North America? Hahaha. Like yo’re reading this far.
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- Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that’s just my cock.
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- Golden Globes?
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- Ebony and Ivory, hotties.
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- I’m ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille.
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- Supermodel, Super Tits.
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- Mama Mia, Looka di Boobas!
Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath
Feb 24th
Does anyone have a moist towelette?
Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave to an “artist” to fuck up and spank-bankable naked women in a photoshoot. This kind of reminds me of that time your mom went crazy got naked and tried to kill me. Except that was my mom. Ok, boner is officially gone. I need a tissue.
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- Does any one have a moist towelette?
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- Do I have something on my face?
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- Did you eat the God damn lipstick?
Oktoberfest Linkz
Sep 28th
Haben sie boobies?
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein:
- Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
- The dude (more dudes?) from Dawson Creek is a daddy. At least that he knows of (SeriouslyOMG)
- Hot chicks, old dicks. I love college! (Bro Bible)
- Lindsay Lohan Shoots heroin. NO SHIT. (Drunkenstepfather)
- Lohan nips (Amy Grindhouse)
