Posts tagged Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods Is Back To Work
Mar 26th
It seems that Tiger Woods is happy with the apology he gave reporters a couple of weeks ago cause now his conscience is clear and he is back to shooting Nike commercials. Seriously, if I see “Just Do It” at the end of the commercial I will laugh my ass off. And of course we wore read and black like the pic above tot his shoot.
Shouldn’t Tiger have any other lucrative offers? Like an offer to star in a Trojan condoms commercial? I am sure they would pay well, cause let’s face it, frat boys go through those fuckers by the dozen on Friday nights. Anyway, I am sure all the golf junkies will get a kick out of this commercial and jizz their pants like little fan boys when their hero returns to the commercial world.
Weekend links that are on the rebound
Best.Bikini.Pics.Ever.- IDLYITW
The first mannequin girls wanna fuck- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Rihanna moves in with future woman beater- Allie Is Wired
Gross- Drunken Stepfather
Chloe Sevigny does like Big Love- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Angelina shows off her twins. Unfortunately it is not the twins I wanna see- Geno’s World
Reggie Bush is a cheating cheater who cheats- yeeeah
My Fair Lady is being redone- popbytes
Robert Pattinson admits he is a pussy- Amy Grindhouse
The Hills is cancelled- IBBB
Miley Cyrus dislikes Twitter- notorious news
Selena Gomez has a twin?- Celeb Jihad
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky guy- Daily Stab
Skin Links
Tiger Woods Was Interviewed
Mar 21st
It seems that everyone in the world has been begging Tiger Woods for months for an exclusive interview and ESPN got just that. In the interview he was asked what he will tell his kids when they are old enough to understand all the drama and he said he would have to “sit down and have a talk” with them.
The probing question however, was dodged. When asked what led him to crash his SUV he said it was between him and Elin. Maybe someday Elin will come to her sense and walk out on this guy and tell everyone what really happened. It is all good though. Tiger is still a great golfer and I am still a big fan and I can not wait for him to play in the Masters.
Tiger Woods Apologized
Feb 19th
So this morning at 10 A.M. CT Tiger Woods held a press conference with a shit load of his friends and family and almost teared up when apologizing to the American public. He said that all questions that the media has to address to him to go ahead and NOT address them because what goes on from here on out is between him and his wife.
This was a very foolish move because it tempts people like me to publish every trashy rumor and speculate on hearsay that is being reported. I am a fan of golf but not a big enough fan to give a shit about Tiger’s feelings. From now on Tiger will attend golfing tours and be a fucking pariah to the other golfers. He also said he may return to golf in the next year but for the time being he is going back to sex rehab.
See? This is why people should not get married. Without a ring on his finger he would be allowed to chase all the tail that he wants but now that he “cheated” he will have to apologise over and over again and face scrutiny from the media and actually earn that pussy. Not the situation I would want to be in.
Tiger’s Wife Is Pissed
Feb 18th
In case you haven’t heard, then you need to crawl out of the rock you live under, Tiger Woods is holding a press conference Friday to tell the world that he is a whore monger and wants to be looked at as a human, not a piece of meat or whatever. It took him 3 months to do this so he is still the pussy of pussies but at least people will get a chance to hear his side of the story.
Also, he will not be taking any questions during the conference so the public will still not get the answers we want so badly. If it takes me going to his golf tours and screaming questions at him when he tries to put then I will. I could care less about this guy’s feelings cause all he did was fuck a dozen chicks and cheat on his wife and by him not talking it makes it look 4,000 times worse than it is and makes men in general look bad. So FUCK YOU Tiger. I hope you break your elbow and have to retire from golf permanently.
Oh yea, and his wife will not be coming to the press conference. I bet that will make the little pussy cry.
