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Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.

This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.

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Jon Gosselin must be feeling out of the loop when TLC stated that his ass was fired and that they were going to continue the show with the title Kate Plus 8. He however has as much power over his children’s lives as Kate does so he told TLC in a written letter, ok’ed by his attorney, saying that all filming for the reality series is to stop and if anyone tries to record his family will be arrested for trespassing.

The letter reads, ” Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effecuate police action against any trespassers.” Tell em Jon! That is your how and your kids. They will not be videotaped for the world to see unless you got some coin in your pocket. I have been on Team Jon for quite some time now and I am sure he will get what he wants. But what he wants is to go to counseling with Kate and try to work things out and get his name back on the title of the show. I could see his name back on the show title and him coming back onto the show but I SERIOUSLY doubt Kate will hook back up w/ him.

I don’t see why anyone would want to be w/ Kate. She’s a fucking psychopath and will never have sex again if Jon doesn’t come back into the picture.

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The Jon and Kate Gosselin stories never get old. It is now being reported that there is a possibility of Jon Gosselin’s dates being recorded for the show. That means a whole new group of fame whoring will be available exclusively on TLC. I don’t see how they can continue to call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8?

I could probably think of a couple different names but that would be overstepping. I am willing to bet ANYTHING that there will be at least one episode this season that shows absolutely no kids. Maybe 5 mins of kids and the rest of the show will be about Jon drinking beer and trying to get tail and Kate bitching endlessly at a home renovator. Those two things are guaranteed but now we just have to wait and see if the children’s camera time suffers because of it.

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