Posts tagged Jon and Kate Plus 8
It’s Over
Nov 24th
Last night was the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 which means Jon Gosselin will go bye bye. Hahahaha! You actually believe that? You fool! Jon will continue to be one of the biggest attention whores in America and I wouldn’y doubt it if he was a co-moderator at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
He can always fall back on the Divorced Dads Club if that show ever takes off. Kate answered some tough questions but when the question became to hard she would turn her head 180 degrees and let the evil badger who lives in her hair attack the interviewer. The only way to salvage their fame, Kate will have to make a sex tape. Which everone will watch just to say I saw Kate Gosselin nude but will not cause a single man across the country to get an erection.
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Links that still have a lot of potential
Adam Lambert will not be doing Good Morning America- IDLYITW
Jay Leno talks with Lady GaGa- Geno’s World
Jessica Simpson no likey Perez Hilton- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kim Kardashian in a bikini on Twitter. Oh how I love Twitter- Drunken Stepfather
Mariah Carey is a stupid twat- yeeeah
K-Fed is thin again!- notorious news
Kelly Clarkson is in a stretchy dress, doesn’t eat it- IDLYITW
Sasha Grey is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Jon and Kate Plus 8 Ends Next Week
Nov 20th
Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.
I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.
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Links that forgot why they were famous in the first place
New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW
Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World
One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Some chick I have never heard of is naked- Drunken Stepfather
Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah
Oprah is done- notorious news
Armenians for equal rights- IDLYITW
Miranda Kerr is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Jon and Kate Plus 8 is Officially Cancelled
Oct 15th
Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.
This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.
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Jon Gosselin Wants “Kate Plus 8″ Stopped
Oct 1st
Jon Gosselin must be feeling out of the loop when TLC stated that his ass was fired and that they were going to continue the show with the title Kate Plus 8. He however has as much power over his children’s lives as Kate does so he told TLC in a written letter, ok’ed by his attorney, saying that all filming for the reality series is to stop and if anyone tries to record his family will be arrested for trespassing.
The letter reads, ” Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effecuate police action against any trespassers.” Tell em Jon! That is your how and your kids. They will not be videotaped for the world to see unless you got some coin in your pocket. I have been on Team Jon for quite some time now and I am sure he will get what he wants. But what he wants is to go to counseling with Kate and try to work things out and get his name back on the title of the show. I could see his name back on the show title and him coming back onto the show but I SERIOUSLY doubt Kate will hook back up w/ him.
I don’t see why anyone would want to be w/ Kate. She’s a fucking psychopath and will never have sex again if Jon doesn’t come back into the picture.
Divorced links
Selena Gomez isn’t in Switzerland- IDLYITW
Someone flashed their vagina on So You Think You Can Dance- Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s on again, off again, on again relationship- Celeb News Wire
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman might have a sex tape out. I hope so- yeeeah
The City recap- IBBB
Whoopi Goldberg has it all figured out- IDLYITW
