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Oktoberfest Linkz

Sep 28th

Haben sie boobies?

There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein:

Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. SoÂ confusedÂ right now (IDLYITW)
The dude (more dudes?) from Dawson Creek is a daddy. At least that he knows of (SeriouslyOMG)
Hot chicks, old dicks. I love college! (Bro Bible)
Lindsay Lohan Shoots heroin. NO SHIT. (Drunkenstepfather)
Lohan nips (Amy Grindhouse)

Beer, Boobs

Oh, Cindy Lou Who Did Your Makeup?

Sep 23rd

Posted by fatback in Taylor Momsen

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Is this too much mascara?

See what I did there? You know, because she played Cindy Lou Who in the Grinch (like what, last fucking year?). *checks Wikipedia. Okay, Phew! She’s 17 so I won’t get Dateline at my door for dismissively wanking to Taylor Momsen’s failed attempt at irony. I’ve seen fake-glasses-wearing hipsters in panda hats with 8-track players on their messenger bikes who are less ironic than this. We get it. You don’t want to be labeled as a ‘cute little girl’. The cleavage and giant rack do that all by themselves. Is it too much to ask for you not to leave the house looking like the hamburgler? If I picked you up for a date I wouldn’t whether to open the door for you or give you my keys and run an’ tell dat. Here’s more of Taylor Momsen at Macy’s being totally bored with the whole fashion thing. *makes devil horns with hand and sticks out toungue.

: Show us where the Grinch touched you

: Nothing inappropriate about this. Nope.

: Is this too much mascara?

Jail bait

Lindsay Lohan Likes Drugs

Sep 18th

Posted by fatback in DUI

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"You look mighty cute in them jeans..."

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t keep her nose clean during probation and has failed her mandatory drug test. This means she may face prison time…oh who the fuck am I kidding. She could snort coke from the canoed skull of a her own aborted fetus and drive her car right up the LA County Courthouse steps at lunchtime wearing the skin of murderedÂ runawayÂ teen as a jacket and she’d still never see the inside of a prison again. You see, richÂ peopleÂ get to do what they want, andÂ peopleÂ like you and me get to ~~murder~~ hate them.

We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.

One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.” (via TMZ)

So apparently Fornarina, makes clothing for the jockey lot. Howwwwwwwwwwl!