Oktoberfest Linkz
Sep 28th
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein:
- Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
- The dude (more dudes?) from Dawson Creek is a daddy. At least that he knows of (SeriouslyOMG)
- Hot chicks, old dicks. I love college! (Bro Bible)
- Lindsay Lohan Shoots heroin. NO SHIT. (Drunkenstepfather)
- Lohan nips (Amy Grindhouse)
Oh, Cindy Lou Who Did Your Makeup?
Sep 23rd
See what I did there? You know, because she played Cindy Lou Who in the Grinch (like what, last fucking year?). *checks Wikipedia. Okay, Phew! She’s 17 so I won’t get Dateline at my door for dismissively wanking to Taylor Momsen’s failed attempt at irony. I’ve seen fake-glasses-wearing hipsters in panda hats with 8-track players on their messenger bikes who are less ironic than this. We get it. You don’t want to be labeled as a ‘cute little girl’. The cleavage and giant rack do that all by themselves. Is it too much to ask for you not to leave the house looking like the hamburgler? If I picked you up for a date I wouldn’t whether to open the door for you or give you my keys and run an’ tell dat. Here’s more of Taylor Momsen at Macy’s being totally bored with the whole fashion thing. *makes devil horns with hand and sticks out toungue.
- Show us where the Grinch touched you
- Nothing inappropriate about this. Nope.
- Is this too much mascara?
Lindsay Lohan Likes Drugs
Sep 18th
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t keep her nose clean during probation and has failed her mandatory drug test. This means she may face prison time…oh who the fuck am I kidding. She could snort coke from the canoed skull of a her own aborted fetus and drive her car right up the LA County Courthouse steps at lunchtime wearing the skin of murdered runaway teen as a jacket and she’d still never see the inside of a prison again. You see, rich people get to do what they want, and people like you and me get to murder hate them.
We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.
One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.” (via TMZ)
So apparently Fornarina, makes clothing for the jockey lot. Howwwwwwwwwwl!
- Whore in wolf’s clothing
- “You look mighty cute in them jeans…”
- We get it, you have nice tits.
Fatback Friday Link Love!
Sep 17th
Megan Fox is in her undies- Celeb News Wire
Sacha Baron Cohen found work- Celebrity Smack
Michael Grimm proposes on live tv. Chances are the marriage will last a week- Geno’s World
Jersey Shore recap- IBBB
Anna Kournikova does Maxim- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin shows off in her bikini- Drunken Stepfather
I want a Kim Kardashian sex doll- Allie Is Wired
Frida Pinto is greasy- Amy Grindhouse
La Coacha celebrates La Mexico. Lub joo!- Chisme Time









