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When it comes to NSFW, Valkyrie has you covered, boys.

Kristin Davis was allegedly helping herself to a three way around 5 years ago. I seriously doubt that was the only time, because everyone knows, once you join in, you’ll do it again. I am a little disappointed that the 3cum-sum included another guy, not girl.

Wtf is up with that?

Also, Kristin needed a good waxing. Then again, her ex-boyfriend might have liked his hair pie with actual hair. Some guys like the Sasquatch-crotch.

In honor of the day, which shall from here on be known as ‘Enjoy Your Hairy Crotch With 2 Cocks Day’, here is the link (again) to all 13 of the photos that the ex-boyfriend’s friend has circulating around the net. Yes, that’s right, photos. No video. At least Paris video’d for us.

See one hairy, toilet-sitting, cock-gobbling snatch.

If the new look of Amy Winehouse is any indication, she’s headed for a starring role in a zombie flick. Amy bought a new tanning bed, some say to help clear up the festering pustules on her face. I swear up and down the bitch is melting.

Whine, whine, whine, Amy Winehouse needs help, Amy Winehouse needs someone to save her. Bitch and moan, but what I say she needs is to stop moldering like that shit in the back of some college kid’s fridge and grow the fuck up. Addicted to drugs, eating prostitute snatch, and sucking every dog cock that comes your way will eventually give you herpes of the head, you know.

Nasty. If you are jacking off to these pics, email me. I have some links to send you for more zombie porn.