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Ok. I’m back. I have half a liver, a 10,000 EURO hotel bill and a warrant for my arrest in three EU countries. Also, remarkably, I’m still drunk. Here’s Britney Spears in her new video looking strangely hot. I thought that these were circa 2001 when I saw them but it turns out that Britney knows a sorcerer and has transformed from all busted up to damn I’d like to hit that. I’d probably still be mean to her afterward though, because she has had some hard times and hit rock bottom. People don’t forget…