Posts tagged Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks is Quitting
Dec 28th
After many years of being on the air, Tyra Banks is pulling the plug on her talk show. I guess she is just sick of being relevant because I think she is too old to be a super model. Don’t get me wrong she is still hotter than 99.9% of the people on this earth and I would still shag her like it was the last day of my life, but I doubt she will be in Victoria’s Secret anytime soon.
She is probably just jumping on the “fuck daytime” gravy train as Oprah is ditching her show and soon Ellen DeGeneres will drop her show as well because she will want to focus full time on American Idol. Someday we will wake up to find there are no more daytime talk shows on anymore and the closest thing we will have to that is Rachel Ray’s fatass pigging out on some pulled pork and trying to interview someone at the same time. I would still bang her too, but I have pretty low standards.
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Rihanna likes to pick her ass a little bit- IDLYITW
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker spoof Grease- Allie Is Wired
Gabrielle Union is flashing some bikini bottom- Drunken Stepfather
Jude Law’s super sperm almost reached its next target- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Charlie Sheen is a tough guy- notorious news
Britney Spears had an abortion in 2008. Yea right.- IDLYITW
JFK was pretty damn cool- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Tyra Banks Loves Being Naked
Oct 13th
Every now and again you hear a celebrity say they love being naked. But usually after they say that they express is. Heidi Montag said it and got naked in Playboy. She is a little cunt and didn’t show anything but she was naked for a little while in front of strangers none the less. Pamela Anderson likes being naked and she gets naked at just about every occasion that she can with it being legal.
Now we have Tyra Banks saying, ” I feel great with no clothes on”. And I know she seriously thinks she is hot shit cause she has a talk show and she wants to be the next Oprah, which will never happen. I call her bluff. Fell great naked? Look great naked? Prove it! Strip off ALL of your clothes and show us what you look like in the buff and Iwill decide if you should be roaming around without anything on. Of course my magic 8 ball is telling me that all signs point to yes when I asked it if Tyra Banks should strip for the public. It also told be Unsure when I asked if I had a viral infection. It can be a coincidence right? I get laid for the first time in 3 years and it burns when I pee. That kind of stuff happens all the time right?
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Links that are exhibitionists
Some chick with big tits got married- IDLYITW
Jimmy Kimmell might be pulling a David Letterman- Geno’s World
Heidi Klum had a baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Pamela Anderson flashes her panties- Drunken Stepfather
Kim Catrall has cellulite knees- yeeeah
Michael Lohan wants Jon Gosselin to join a celebrity boxing league- notorious news
Robert Pattinson can’t get a date- IDLYITW
Emily Scott is mad hot- Fatback Media (NSFW)
