Posts tagged Twins
Kate Gosselin Is The Hatchet Man
May 20th
I call her the hatchet man because she fired over 40 employees in 3 months and because she looks like a man. Some people are sick and tired of the Jon and Kate Plus 8 drama. But I am not and I love the show and I love reading about it and that is why you are hearing about it here. I promise I won’t do another story on it for a long time. Us magazine is actually going out on a limb and being even more defamatory to the mother of 8 than I am.
On the cover it says Mom To Monster. That seems a little harsh, but who am I to say something is too mean? The source of this story is a woman named Angelina Krall, who worked with Kate during the early months of the sextuplets being born. During that time Kate confessed to her that she fired over 40 nurses and nurses aids in the 3 months before hiring Krall.
Seems a little harsh but hey, if they can’t pull their weight and think it is inappropriate to suction cup Kate’s titties and pump out milk, then maybe they are not cut out to deal with child care. I don’t know if you watch the show, but if you do you know Kate is quite a germaphobe and she actually fired one woman for washing her hands in the kitchen sink instead of the bathroom sink.
She called it cross contamination but I just call it good hygeine. So to summaraize, Kate is a cheating,lying, psychotic and germaphobic mom of 8 who cares about nothing else in life really other than money. But I will definately be watching the Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere May 25 on TLC. ::counts TLC money::
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Links that were fired yesterday
Kelly Brook should always wear a bikini- IDLYITW
Harry Potter poon watch- I Don’t Want Your Life
Sherlock Holmes looks badass- Amy Grindhouse
Peter Andre isn’t letting his split from Katie Price keep him down- Holy Moly
Kingston is a punk rocker- Celeb News Wire
Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB
Shut the hell up, Gwyneth- IDLYITW
Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to release a country song- yeeeah
Pam Anderson is scratching her hepatitis- Drunken StepfatherÂ
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse is still getting drunk- Allie Is Wired
Michael jackson without his surgical mask. Look away! Look away!- popbytes
Kris Allen is totally gonna gay out for Adam Lambert- Geno’s World
What will it take to win DWTS ? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
CBS fall line-up – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom: Engaged? – notorious news
SJP Is Too Old And Frail To Have Her Own Kids
May 20th
Sarah Jessica Parker is an old lady. Everyone knows that, and it doesn’t make her look any younger when she goes on television commercials and talks about good wrinkle coverage. She has decided to have a surrogate mother carry her next baby, and as of a couple of weeks ago, we know that it will be twins. I am guessing her eggs are too old and dried up to actually get pregnant on her own. Or maybe she is just being selfish and doesn’t want to lose her figure, cause if she gets fat now, she will never work it off.
Billy Bush asked SJP on Access Hollywood about her failure to get preggers saying,” A lot of people face disappointment – [did you have your] fair share of disappointment?” In which SJP replied, ” Yeah, I mean I couldn’t pretend otherwise. It would be a complicated- it would be odd to have made this choice if I was able to, you know, have successful pregnancies since my son’s birth.”
She could have summed up the whole situation pretty easily without so many fancy words by just saying, “Yeah, my eggs are drier than the Mojave desert and my husband is in the closet and won’t have sex with me.” Yes. That is what she should have said. I like what I said better.
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