I got in a plane crash. I lost two friends. All my Blink 182 money is gone, boo hoo blah blah. I mean it is terrible that Travis got in a plane crash and now he can not do normal things like go swimming. No swimming? How awful. He is now suing the airline that he says is responsible for the crash. His summarization of the lawsuit is, ” If something goes wrong that’s not supposed to go wrong or you fall victim of it, I think you should be compensated.”

Quite the capitalist Travis Barker is. He has a point, if something happens and you fall victim, you should be issued an apology and be reassured that something like that will never happen ever again. But not to the tattooed twat. No. He wants cash. And lots of it. So what about DJ AM? Doesn’t he feel like he “fell victim?” Doesn’t he want a slice of the pie? ” I can’t speak for him- I think everyone just has different attorneys.” Is that your interpretation? You don’t know if your friend thinks he should be compensated for a firey plane crash and all you can say is you think everyone has different attorneys? What a dick smack.

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Video of Lindsay Lohan getting floured- Allie Is Wired

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