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Tori Spelling apparently didn’t realize that tv producers (who aren’t her dad) don’t hire ragged out has-beens in top paying lead roles for a prime time series aimed at 18-35 yr olds. I think they offered her what Wallace was making on Veronica Mars. Tori = not amused.

Tori Spelling has changed her mind about returning to Beverly Hills, 90210 as Donna Martin.

“At this time, there are no plans for Tori to appear in the 90210 spinoff,” her rep tells Usmagazine.com.

(A rep for The CW told concurred: “The CW has no deal with Tori Spelling to appear on 90210 at this time.”)

The confirmation comes after DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com reported Monday that Spelling, 35, pulled out after learning that co-stars Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were earning $35,000-$50,000 per episode compared to Spelling’s $10,000-$20,000 per episode salary.

“She thought she deserved parity, and she’s got a point,” an insider told DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com. (Us)

Guh. When will these bitches realize that nobody wants to see them. The original series was cancelled during the Cold War right? No wait, they ushered in the age of fear from the middle east.White devils. If you’re a producer, do you hire Shannen Doherty back so she can r@pe the show to de@th with her malevolence? Or do you hire hot barely legal new-comers who look great poolside? These hags (not counting cutie Jennie Garth. Call me!!) are a gimmick that will fade after 2 episodes when a mysterious earthquake accidentally takes out all the “old folks” in town. After that America gets a load of Shenae Grimes and Chantelle Berry making out in bikinis covered in oil. America: 1. Enemies:0.

More Shenae Grimes.

I have no idea who Tori Spelling’s plastic surgeon is, but man, he’s great. I totally need to go see him. I’ve always wanted to visit Thailand.