Posts tagged Topless
It’s Working…It’s Working!
Feb 24th
I’m not sure what’s going on here but Lindsay Lohan is doing it for me. Maybe it’s because she’s damaged goods? Maybe it’s because she’s desperate and all alone because her parents suck? Maybe it’s the giant tits and bony hips? Yeah it’s probably the tits. Either way, I would tear that shit up like feral cat in a duffle bag.
Labor Day Was Awesome
Aug 31st
Labor Day was so awesome that my server got drunk and posted a link post from last god damn week. Sweet. Also, I went a themed wedding in New England where we had to wear costumes and get drunker than a Kennedy during prohibition. I sure hope they find the dead chick in the water. People don’t forget. Anyway. I fixed the link post from the ghost of server’s past with some serviceable pics of Britney Spears in Vegas at a topless pool looking super F’able. I would tear that shit up like a raccoon in a garbage can. Just sayin’. I have a thing for busted up chicks with low self esteem.
Whatever. Please STFU
Jun 12th
The LA Times is reporting that Katherine Heigl is not being considered for an Emmy this year, even though she won best supporting actress in last year’s ceremony. Was it because she’s a sanctimonious bitch and just didn’t cut the mustard this year? Hells no! Here’s what she had to say:
“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention,” she tells Gold Derby. “In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.” (LA Times)
Wow, I’ve never seen such a brilliant display of narcissism, sanctimony and condescension in such a concise, well crafted sentence. She should get an award for that. However, I don’t think they have a “Best Actress Who Is Really Hot, But Is Now A Burned Out Rotten Bitch And Hates Everyone And Never Shuts The Fuck Up About It“, Award. Too bad. Here’s Katharine as she should be: seen and not heard.
