Katie Holmes is a smokin’ hot girl. And when she was in her hey day back when she was starring on Dawson’s Creek she was probably considered one of the hottest girls in Hollywood. But as she got older, her hair got shorter, her movie roles dried up and now she is married to some one who most people in Hollywood and nation wide consider to be mentally unfit.

And she is not getting any younger. She just celebrated her 30th birthday on the stage which she performs All My Sons. Tom Cruise arrange to have a huge birthday cake brought out to her and the audience all sung Happy Birthday to her. How…creepy. According to US magazine they also “celebrated” before Cruise left NY to head back to L.A. Ooooh. What does “celebrated” mean? Did they have hot old people sex in the shower with a seat? Probably not. Katie probably spent the night in the bathroom popping her oral herpees blisters and Tommy sat crying in the bedroom because he misses the days when he could come out of the closet at any time. He is kind of bogged down now.

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Most people on Thanksgiving stay indoors with family and stuff themselves with turkey. This Thanksgiving TomKat did nothing of the sort. Instead they went out to the Big Apple Circus in NYC with the Beckhams. Afterwards they took a tour of central park, like they have never been there before, and took a horse and carriage ride through the property.

It must be nice to be as rich as TomKat and the Beckhams. While I was inside eating Wal-Mart turkey and smoking cigarettes they were taking a fucking horse carriage ride in NYC. This isn’t the time of year for envy though. Instead I will feel sorry for Jada Pikett Smith. Some people think she is a talented actress, but all I see in a post op transexual. Seriously, I bet Samantha Ronson hit on her until Will Smith walked over and shoved his tongue down her throat complete with adam’s apple. OK I am gonna go throw up now.

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