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Gisele Bundchen Is Preggers
May 25th
It is being reported exclusively on RadarOnline.com that Gisele Bundchen, the smoking hot supermodel the Tom Brady’s smug ass hooked up with is pregnant. This isn’t the first knee high ankle biter for Tom though. He has a son with another smokin’ hot supermodel Bridget Moynahan.
I am not too happy about this baby because I don’t care about Tom and Gisele’s happiness. I care about her figure. And that figure is going to go out the window when she is in the second trimester. Will she get it back? Who knows? Be sure of one thing though, if she doesn’t get her figure back, Tom will move on to another piece of ass. Be sure of that. He’s an NFL quarterback for crying out loud. Some people view him as a God. Fucking punk.
Seriously though, I am very happy for the couple. My life is similar to theirs. For example when I woke up I jacked off to a picture of Katy Perry and then pulled some hair from my scalp, which is falling out now at an alarming rate. You see, we are both happy.
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Gisele Bunchen Is Officially Off The Market
Feb 27th
It seems that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have finally tied the knot. First they were engaged and then it was off, then back on, then they were dunzo and now they are married. It is a sad day for perverts all across the globe. They didn’t even make it secret. They married during daylight in California at Santa Monica catholic church. I am sure that after Brady recovers from his injuries, which are probably healed by now, he will lose more and more interest in football and focus more and more on nailing his beautiful bride. At least that is what I would do.
Most people think that a super model and an athlete hooking up would make quite the power couple, but no, they are still the shallow Hollywood type that dress their dogs in little mini Dolce & Gabbana dresses during their wedding. I think I am going to gag. One thing that has surfaced because of this whole thing, since Gisele told everyonethat the engagement rumors were not true, that makes her a liar. A big fat LIAR! I don’t really care though. Tom Brady is a douche bag and he will never be a good football player again, so I hope he has fun porking his new wife. He just better not do the selfish thing and get her pregnant. Stretch marks are not sexy.
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