Posts tagged Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila Got Into A Snit
Sep 8th
I hope everyone had a good Labor Day weekend. I know I did. During that time not a whole lot has been going on in the tabloid world other than a fight between that e-whore Tila Tequila and a linebacker for the San Diego Chargers Shawn Merriman. Tila even grew some balls and actually placed him under citizen’s arrest after he tried to choke her out. I mean this guy actually have a plan or was he acting on impulse?
Kind of like how that guy cut off the tips of his models girlfriends hands and escaped to Canada. See that was thought out and even he didn’t get away with that. So what was Merriman’s plan after successfully choking out Tila Tequila? Leave the room? Yea man, I’ll leave the room and she totally won’t remember ever seeing me. Fucking moron. The funny part is this story is Tila Tequila’s steadfast state of mind that she is allergic to alcohol. This doesn’t make her special because everyoneis allergic to alcohol and if people weren’t then they would never get drunk. After the incident she got on her Twitter account and told the whole world about what happened but I missed out because Tila Tequila a.k.a. @OfficialTila blocked me a long time ago which I do not regret.
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Tila Tequila Was Broken Into
Apr 13th
Tila Tequila is a pretty captivating creature. At least by today’s media standards. She is a hit on MySpace and is making her way to top popularity again on twitter. But just the other day someone hacked her twitter account and said that she was dead. What was even more creepy about the story is the fact that her house was broken into just to hack the comp.
The person who broke into her house wrote on her twitter account that he had killed Tila and her dog. I wonder if he could tell the two apart. Later when Tila returned home she called the police and found the dog in the trunk of her car. Weird. Because she feared for her personal safety, she is staying at a friend’s house temporarily. I wonder if that “friend” is Billy Corgan? They seem to be dating because no normal guy would want to hit that.
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