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It is being reported now that Nick Jonas, the youngest of The Jonas Brothers is going to release a solo cd. The name of his band is called Nick Jonas and The Administration. OK I have to give him some props cause that is actually a pretty cool name for a band. Well, except for the Nick Jonas part.

I hear that being in a band lands you all types of hot chicks. Unless you are in Nick Jonas’ position where he will keep his penis safely tucked between his legs and proudly sport his “no sex” ring to everyone that he runs into. He could always follow in his eldest brothers footsteps and get married at a ridulously young age just to get laid, but I doubt that will happen because he is still underage and he has a contract with Disney that he will not do anything “controversial”.

With that being said, he are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini.

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Selah! Finally. After performing for millions of horny teenage girls and turning them down for sex at every turn, Kevin Jonas is going to get married and finally, FINALLY, get some tail. I am so happy for this little man. Yes the Jonas Brothers suck but what erks me is the fact that Disney is forcing them to wear promise rings. These little things you put on your finger to state that you will not have sex before marriage.

And the piece of tail he is pulling in isn’t that bad either. The first thing I thought of when I saw her is that she looks like a latino Ashley Tisdale. I would totally hit that shit. She has a name but I won’t bother typing it because there is no chance of her going back on the market anytime soon. That is the thing about good religious goody goodys like Kevin Jonas, once they are married, they are married FOR LIFE.

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