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I save these “girl with big tits in a bikini” posts for days when news is slow or for when I’m out of comish for day or two because of some embassy situation or an overabundance of dirty martinis. So here she is y’all. Audrina Patridge, the poor little rich girl wit the big tits. Of all the girls on the Hills I like her best, because she sold early and she sold out fast and went right to posing nude. She’s like the trailer trash of Laguna Hills, even though she’s probably never seen the inside of a double wide. Call me Audrina, mine’s got 50″ plasma and a whirlpool tub. I’ll bring the pork cracklins and beer.

Whitney Port, the superfamous girl fromt that awesomely famous show The Hills which is about truly amazing people showed her tit at the Ivy (or somewhere) while eating lunch. I just put The Hills at the top of my DVR list (sorry One Tree Hill!!). Not really, dumbass. So don’t email me telling what LC did this week because I don’t fucking care. Unless she’s nude. Then I care like a Care Bear. Wanna see my rainbow?

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