Posts tagged Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus Has Friends?
Feb 9th
Last night was the Grammys and one thing that really was interesting was the performance of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus singing Taylor’s 15. When they, they meaning Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson who is Vince McMahon’s little bitch, announced that Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus would be performing together my first thought that went through my head was I wonder what Taylor Swift looks like naked and then I got back to reality and wondered if their voices could actually sync with each other.
It was a pretty cool performance and Taylor looked stunning. Of the Grammy performance and her friendship with Miley Taylor said, ” We’re friends, so anytime I’m performing with her, my nerves go away, ’cause she’s always trying to make me laugh or is doing something ridiculous.” I bet that Miley’s dad set up this friendship. He has enough money he probably bought Taylor for Miley. And what exactly does Miley do that is “ridiculous?” Like taking half nude pictures of herself and sending them to half the people on the internet? I am pissed enough as it is that Taylor doesn’t date or do anything cool. The last thing she needs to do is spend time with a skank like Miley. Taylor used to date the oldest Jonas Brother but then he tried to touch one of her breasts and she peed her pants a little bit.
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Links that have friends that aren’t media whores
One of the Olsen twins smokes cigarettes- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Carrie Underwood has nice cleavage- IDLYITW
Eddie Murphy will be broke soon- Holy Moly
Calire Danes is engaged- Celeb News Wire
Fergies wedding photos- Allie Is Wired
Even Paris Hilton skanked up the Grammy Awards- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Katy Perry has netted cleavage- I Don’t Want Your Life
Chris Brown isn’t the only girl beater- Drunken Stepfather
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are an item again- Geno’s World
Cyndi Lauper is still alive- popbytes
Angelina Jolie won’t be out done by octuplet mom- yeeeah
Update: Rihanna is the female victim and was pistol whipped- notorious news
Taylor Swift. Preggers?
Nov 7th
Whoever is getting a piece of this every night I am obscenely jealous. Just when Carrie Underwood hit the country scene as the hot, blond and young new comer, here comes Taylor Swift. Hotter, blonder and younger. Totally blowing Carrie Underwood out of the water. Rumors have been circulating that Taylor Swift may be pregnant. Again, jealous. After hearing these rumors the 18 year old took things to her myspace page.
” I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I’m pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible.” So what you are saying is, you are pregnant? This isn’t impossible Taylor. You see when you were busy during high school writing songs and whitening your teeth I am sure you missed out on a good deal of sex education. So let me break it down for you.
When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina and they rotate and eventually the man ejaculates into the woman’s vagina, then they have just had sex. Sex=pregnancy. So if you partook in any activities which are considered sex. Then you may be pregnant. See how that works? You’re welcome.
Links too sexy for the internet
George Clooney to return to E.R.- Allie Is Wired
Talk about look a likes. Holy shit!- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kate Winslet pissed about airbrush rumors- notorious news
Some more of Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage- Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry has a freaky dress- I Don’t Want Your Life
Tila Tequila has a lesbian moment- The Bastardly
Will Smith is a pussy- Geno’s World
Lily Allen looks hot- d-listed
