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This is Megan Fox wearing a Star Wars T-shirt to the Fox All Star Party. Which I assumed was about baseball, but they might have just thrown the party to get Megan Fox to show up in this shirt. I think it goes without saying that Megan Fox is the hottest chick in the universe, but I’m skeptical about the t-shirt. Lots of girls these days are wearing vintage tees like Mr. T: I pity the fool, or Knight Rider: KITT, or Magnum PI, TC – the only black guy in Hawaii, etc but rarely do they have a clue as to what it really means. [ed note: I once asked a girl at USC if she knew who the guy on her t-shirt (Che Guevarra) was and she said, "Doesn't he write for that website?" Yes, honey. Yes, he sure does.] If Megan Fox is really Star Wars fan then I think my penis just exploded and I hear wedding bells.