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Sarah Jessica Parker is an old lady. Everyone knows that, and it doesn’t make her look any younger when she goes on television commercials and talks about good wrinkle coverage. She has decided to have a surrogate mother carry her next baby, and as of a couple of weeks ago, we know that it will be twins. I am guessing her eggs are too old and dried up to actually get pregnant on her own. Or maybe she is just being selfish and doesn’t want to lose her figure, cause if she gets fat now, she will never work it off.

Billy Bush asked SJP on Access Hollywood about her failure to get preggers saying,” A lot of people face disappointment – [did you have your] fair share of disappointment?” In which SJP replied, ” Yeah, I mean I couldn’t pretend otherwise. It would be a complicated- it would be odd to have made this choice if I was able to, you know, have successful pregnancies since my son’s birth.”

She could have summed up the whole situation pretty easily without so many fancy words by just saying, “Yeah, my eggs are drier than the Mojave desert and my husband is in the closet and won’t have sex with me.” Yes. That is what she should have said. I like what I said better.

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