Everybody knows that Paris Hilton is a herpes ridden whore but in most circles, people have the idea that she has finally settled down with boyfriend Benji Madden. Don’t worry people, the old Wonky is back. During the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Paris was seen and photographed getting closer to her old beau Stavros Niarchos. To be honest, I don’t see what Paris saw in Benji, he is a douche bag who always wears funny little hats.

A spy at OK magazine says, ” They looked like they were back to their old ways and you never would have thought that she had a boyfriend. She was all about Stavros. They left together and went back to their hotel.” What a slut! Hot damn! I am excited that the old slutty and attention whoring Paris Hilton is back. This deserves a holiday. As of today, November 18 will be known as Slut Day. After Benji sees these photos I do not know how he will react. But look at this guy. A shipping heir with a weird name and looks to boot. I can’t blame her for leaving Benji “douche bag” Madden. I give the douche bag/wonky relationship a week before Paris is officially back on the market.

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