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Heidi Montag has finally got in over her head with her attention whoring ways. She was rushed to a Coasta Rican hospital over the weekend after enduring a challenge on the NBC show I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. I am guessing the show will air tonight, but NBC is being coy about the fact that Speidi is back on the show or not.

Heidi was locked in something called the Lost Chamber and was not allowed out, according to Us magazine, a couple of days. Afterwards Heidi was rushed to the hospital and had to have an IV put in her. I wonder where they stuck it? Hehe. I know I am perverted. Anyway, this is probably the most serious trip Heidi has taken to the hospital since she had to have her tonsils removed when she was 12. NBC is claiming they did not torture her, and Heidi is thinking about leaving the show. But once that voice in her head says “ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION” she will reconsider and will endure just about anything to prolong her 15 minutes of fame.

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There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.

Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.

But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag a.k.a Speidi, a.k.a. The Attention Whores got hitched this weekend at 4 o’clock on Saturday. They already got married in Mexico but that isn’t in the U.S.A. so that didn’t count. And this wasn’t a very small affair. OK it was small in regards to how many people were there, but the amenities spared no expense. When I was on Facebook, many people who live in California were bitching about how a sky writer was writing “Spencer Loves Heidi” in the air over and over.

How romantic. It warms my soul to know that someone would succumb to that level of douche baggery in a failed attempt to seem romantic. And the big expenses didn’t stop there, Heidi wore almost $1.2 million worth of jewels from Neil Lane. Of course people don’t do big things like this just for themselves. Well… not Speidi. Cameras were there and the wedding will be on MTV’s The Hills. Even though Heidi and Lauren Conrad have beef curtains, Lauren still showed up to the wedding.

Just to name a few d-listers that showed up include, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Audrina Patridge, Frankie Delgado, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. So the whole gang was there. How romantic, how sexy, how… oh fuck it they will be in the tabloids again tomorrow, no reason to trump this up.

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