Speidi are known for making headlines in their multiple staged public appearances but the truth is now coming out and the fact of the matter is is that they only are in public so much because they live in a filthy shithole back at their home.

Above is a pic taken by Life & Style magazine and it is clear that either Heidi, Spencer or both are fucking slobs. Of course they could have made this mess in a matter of minutes and then told the mag that they may have a hoarding problem for no other reason than to get attention. Yea, it is probably the latter.

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Spencer Pratt thinks he is the pimps of pimps because he is fucking Heidi Montag and that chick has tits that makes Pamela Anderson looks flat. He heard about Kate Hudson’s breast implants and Twittered, “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts?”

I think Kate’s tits are the perfect size and I would love to play with them. Spencer on the other hand has to feel up a couple bags full of silicon that is probably similar to fondling a bag of soft cartilage. Not to mention those big fake lips he has to kiss every night. I truely feel sorry for Spencer Pratt. He is a douche bag though, so I guess he deserves it.

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It seems that America’s most hated TV couple may be hitting the rocks. It is being reported by OK magazine that Heidi Montag has moved out of her and Spencer Pratt’s Hollywood home and is now staying with friends. MTV declined to comment probably because Heidi is their little cash cow.

I never thought I would see the day of the end of Speidi but that day has arrived and I am very happy. It is also good cause that means Heidi Montag is back on the market and I can finally hook up with her. Not that I want to have anything to do with that plastic surgery ridden face but she can wear a brown paper bag while I titty fuck those plastic surgery enhanced tits can’t she?

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going all the way for Halloween this week and new they could steal the headlines back from Jon and Kate Gosselin by dressing up as them. I personally think this is a hysterical costume idea and the fact that they are lugging over a dozen baby dolls with them makes the costumes even funnier.

But seriously, they may be peering into their future. They are married and what most people do after they get married is have kids but I guess they are both too big of attention whores to give attention to another small life in this world. However, Heidi has said in the past that not only does she want kids some day but that she actually wants to have multiple kids. If they fuck around and use in vitro fertilization then they may just have sextuplets like Kate Gosselin. Big props to Speidi for this costume idea. It may be topped on Halloween eve but I am giving them the costume of the year so far.

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are arguably the happiest couple in Hollywood. And they make that very clear for every photographer that follow them all over the world. But there is a limit to their happiness. Spencer Pratt is now saying that if Heidi gets pregnant, it’s divorce time.

This is probably the best news I have heard in a long time because now there is a chance, there is a possibility, that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt a.k.a. Speidi might not be together forever. He says, ” I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.” He is right on the money there. I don’t want a Spencer Pratt spawn or more importantly I do not want another Heidi Montag clone running around this planet. I could say something nice about Heidi Montag but she decided to keep her clothes on, or at least her privates covered in a recent issue of Playboy so she will not be getting any positive press from me. Fucking prude.

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I am a pervert so I am super excited that Heidi Montag is going to take off all of her clothes for Playboy even though she tries to be a good little Christian girl. During the red carpet premiere for the new G.I. Joe Movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Speidi decided to make an appearance with the September issue of the magazine showing off how dirty Heidi can get.

When I say dirty I mean it in the most literal form because on the cover she is smeared with dirt and mud and has the Playboy bunny carved into her stomach. I am not a huge fan of Heidi or The Hillsbut I don’t mind looking at pretty girls when they are naked and even though I am not a fan I gotta say that this is probably one of the coolest covers in Playboy history. I would love to smear the website with pics I am going to scan when the issue comes out but being sued isn’t all that much fun so you probably won’t see them here. Sorry.

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Heidi Montag has finally got in over her head with her attention whoring ways. She was rushed to a Coasta Rican hospital over the weekend after enduring a challenge on the NBC show I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. I am guessing the show will air tonight, but NBC is being coy about the fact that Speidi is back on the show or not.

Heidi was locked in something called the Lost Chamber and was not allowed out, according to Us magazine, a couple of days. Afterwards Heidi was rushed to the hospital and had to have an IV put in her. I wonder where they stuck it? Hehe. I know I am perverted. Anyway, this is probably the most serious trip Heidi has taken to the hospital since she had to have her tonsils removed when she was 12. NBC is claiming they did not torture her, and Heidi is thinking about leaving the show. But once that voice in her head says “ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION” she will reconsider and will endure just about anything to prolong her 15 minutes of fame.

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There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.

Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.

But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag a.k.a Speidi, a.k.a. The Attention Whores got hitched this weekend at 4 o’clock on Saturday. They already got married in Mexico but that isn’t in the U.S.A. so that didn’t count. And this wasn’t a very small affair. OK it was small in regards to how many people were there, but the amenities spared no expense. When I was on Facebook, many people who live in California were bitching about how a sky writer was writing “Spencer Loves Heidi” in the air over and over.

How romantic. It warms my soul to know that someone would succumb to that level of douche baggery in a failed attempt to seem romantic. And the big expenses didn’t stop there, Heidi wore almost $1.2 million worth of jewels from Neil Lane. Of course people don’t do big things like this just for themselves. Well… not Speidi. Cameras were there and the wedding will be on MTV’s The Hills. Even though Heidi and Lauren Conrad have beef curtains, Lauren still showed up to the wedding.

Just to name a few d-listers that showed up include, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Audrina Patridge, Frankie Delgado, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. So the whole gang was there. How romantic, how sexy, how… oh fuck it they will be in the tabloids again tomorrow, no reason to trump this up.

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Speidi have been in our lives for years now. They are the biggest attention whoring couple in Hollywood. And now that they have found true love, they are going to make it legal by getting married. Saturday, April 25 in an undisclosed location in Pasadena, California the couple will say their “I do’s” and then the bottom will drop out from the relationship and they will be divorced in 6 months.

As much as people tend to think that Hollywood relationships don’t work out, I am pretty sure these two freaks can not get enough of each other. According to a source,” This will be a real wedding. It’s being filmed for the season finale of The Hills.” Of course it is. You think these two will actually get married and not have a camera present? Afterwards, look forward to a honeymoon somewhere outside the U.S. where a LOT of cameras will be present while they frolic on the beach. Maybe I will get lucky and Heidi will go to a nude beach.

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