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There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.

Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.

But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!

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The worlds two favorite attention whores are supposedly having a little trouble in paradise. After their Cabos San Lucas nuptials this past month, Spencer Pratt is now refusing to make their wedding legal stateside. After all this Heidi mother Darlene is still denying the fact that they got married willingly at all. Spencer told Ryan Seacrest, ” [ She said] I would like to see a blood test from Mexico.It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”

Awww. What a loving family. You get hitched and your new mother-in-law is accusing you of drugging her daughter to get married to you. If they didtake a dug test from Mexico, it wouldn’t surprise me at all either to find out Heidi ad drugs in her system. Only I believe that any drugs in Heidi’s system at the time of the wedding were put there willingly from Heidi herself. So this is basically the same Speidi crap that we have been hearing about for weeks now. Only now, Spencer has cold feet and they more than likely will not make the wedding legal here in the states. Because if thy did that, then they would have to sell the wedding pics to Us magazine, and I don’t think Us would buy them. And an egotist like Speidi, just couldn’t take that kind of rejection.

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Links that are single for life

Bazooka Joe joke of the day- IBBB

Tom Cruise’s new movie sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Paris Hilton channels Sherlock Holmes- notorious news

Danielle Fishel still looks good- The Bastardly

Katy Perry has beast herpees- I Don’t Want Your Life

Celebrities Xmas shop too! – popbytes

Ashley Tisdale in a bikini! That’s right I said it- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Scarlett Johansson talks- Geno’s World

Pussycat Dolls are trying to be G rated- Drunken Stepfather

Samantha Ronson hospitalized for drugs exhaustion- yeeeah

Heidi Montag’s mom, who is just about as big of an attention whore as her daughter, is saying that Heidi was drugged by Spencer Pratt and that is why she got eloped. Heidi’s mother Darlene is now saying that she gives the marriage six months. Six months? That is like 18 years in Hollywood time. However, as long as The Hills is still on t.v., which I hope isn’t going to be for too much longer, then they will never break up. They make beautiful news together.

However, just because they tied the knot doesn’t mean the marriage is legal. You see, they got married in Mexico. Cabos San Lucas if I am not mistaken. So even if they got divorced it wouldn’t be that hard to break up the union because they aren’t even legal in the first place. But Spencer wants to change all that. He tells Us magazine, “I’m on it. In my mind, it’s as legal as the ring on my finger.” Don’t worry people. He’s on it. By God’s will we will have a legal Speidi union in the U.S. of A. Whatever.

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Links sexier than Victoria Secret

Fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog- IBBB

Jennifer Aniston is desperate- notorious news

Madonna is modeling- Allie Is Wired

Best.Cleavage.Ever. – The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Taylor Swift is pooping her pants- I Don’t Want Your Life

The Real Desperate Housewives Of Atlanta is stupid- d-listed

Keri Russel gets slutty- Drunken Stepfather

This is too much dress for a d-lister- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Celebrity Apprentice to be extended. Woohoo! – Geno’s World