Posts tagged Speidi
Heidi Montag, or Pratt, or Whatever Was Hospitalized
Jun 8th
Heidi Montag has finally got in over her head with her attention whoring ways. She was rushed to a Coasta Rican hospital over the weekend after enduring a challenge on the NBC show I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. I am guessing the show will air tonight, but NBC is being coy about the fact that Speidi is back on the show or not.
Heidi was locked in something called the Lost Chamber and was not allowed out, according to Us magazine, a couple of days. Afterwards Heidi was rushed to the hospital and had to have an IV put in her. I wonder where they stuck it? Hehe. I know I am perverted. Anyway, this is probably the most serious trip Heidi has taken to the hospital since she had to have her tonsils removed when she was 12. NBC is claiming they did not torture her, and Heidi is thinking about leaving the show. But once that voice in her head says “ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION” she will reconsider and will endure just about anything to prolong her 15 minutes of fame.
Links that never leave the woods
Angelina Jolie is famous- IDLYITW
Ron Jeremy is helpful- Geno’s World
Britney Spears is clubbing- popbytes
Stephen Colbert shaves his head for the troops- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
P.Diddy is working with Miley Cyrus- Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Jackman wears funny little hats- yeeeah
The David Carradine death is looking more and more like a murder- IDLYITW
Britney Spears is topless- notorious news
Jessica Alba is a dumpster diver- Celeb News Wire
Bruno movie lawsuit is clearly garbage- Amy Grindhouse
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kelly Brook voted sexiest body and breasts- Holy Moly
Avril Lavigne is still alive- I Don’t Want Your Life
Leona sings. Whoever that is- Allie Is Wired
Speidi Can’t Hack It
Jun 1st
There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.
Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.
But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!
Speidi: Trouble In Whoreadise
Dec 23rd
The worlds two favorite attention whores are supposedly having a little trouble in paradise. After their Cabos San Lucas nuptials this past month, Spencer Pratt is now refusing to make their wedding legal stateside. After all this Heidi mother Darlene is still denying the fact that they got married willingly at all. Spencer told Ryan Seacrest, ” [ She said] I would like to see a blood test from Mexico.It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”
Awww. What a loving family. You get hitched and your new mother-in-law is accusing you of drugging her daughter to get married to you. If they didtake a dug test from Mexico, it wouldn’t surprise me at all either to find out Heidi ad drugs in her system. Only I believe that any drugs in Heidi’s system at the time of the wedding were put there willingly from Heidi herself. So this is basically the same Speidi crap that we have been hearing about for weeks now. Only now, Spencer has cold feet and they more than likely will not make the wedding legal here in the states. Because if thy did that, then they would have to sell the wedding pics to Us magazine, and I don’t think Us would buy them. And an egotist like Speidi, just couldn’t take that kind of rejection.
Links that are single for life
Bazooka Joe joke of the day- IBBB
Tom Cruise’s new movie sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Paris Hilton channels Sherlock Holmes- notorious news
Danielle Fishel still looks good- The Bastardly
Katy Perry has beast herpees- I Don’t Want Your Life
Celebrities Xmas shop too! – popbytes
Ashley Tisdale in a bikini! That’s right I said it- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Scarlett Johansson talks- Geno’s World
Pussycat Dolls are trying to be G rated- Drunken Stepfather
Samantha Ronson hospitalized for drugs exhaustion- yeeeah
Heidi Was Drugged
Dec 4th
Heidi Montag’s mom, who is just about as big of an attention whore as her daughter, is saying that Heidi was drugged by Spencer Pratt and that is why she got eloped. Heidi’s mother Darlene is now saying that she gives the marriage six months. Six months? That is like 18 years in Hollywood time. However, as long as The Hills is still on t.v., which I hope isn’t going to be for too much longer, then they will never break up. They make beautiful news together.
However, just because they tied the knot doesn’t mean the marriage is legal. You see, they got married in Mexico. Cabos San Lucas if I am not mistaken. So even if they got divorced it wouldn’t be that hard to break up the union because they aren’t even legal in the first place. But Spencer wants to change all that. He tells Us magazine, “I’m on it. In my mind, it’s as legal as the ring on my finger.” Don’t worry people. He’s on it. By God’s will we will have a legal Speidi union in the U.S. of A. Whatever.
Links sexier than Victoria Secret
Fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog- IBBB
Jennifer Aniston is desperate- notorious news
Madonna is modeling- Allie Is Wired
Best.Cleavage.Ever. – The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Taylor Swift is pooping her pants- I Don’t Want Your Life
The Real Desperate Housewives Of Atlanta is stupid- d-listed
Keri Russel gets slutty- Drunken Stepfather
This is too much dress for a d-lister- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Celebrity Apprentice to be extended. Woohoo! – Geno’s World
