[Editor's note: in case you were wondrin', I'm getting killed at my day job of saving America from communist aggression in the new Cold War, so the updates have been sparse. Special thanks to Allie, the sexiest blogger on earth for being the only one one millionth hot chick who noticed.]

Shawnee Smith is southern hotness. She was born in Orangeburg SC (my home state) so that makes her our Southern Hottie of the day. Sure she was an Air Force brat who moved to California in elementary school – so what you take for a gravelly hint of a southern twang is really just an Suburban LA drawl- but we’re not holding that against her. Oh well. We can dream right. I bet if we gave her some sweet tea and some fried chicken she’d fall right back into that low-country geechee. “Ah’ite, Bo?”

More Shawnee Smith, with even less clothes on.

This is country beauty Carrie Underwood in a bikini at a beach. Things are slow so that means it’s time for Southern Hottie of The Day (SHOTD) here at Fatback Media. Some people have complained that this site has devolved into nothing but chicks in bikinis and fluff. Well sir, if God didn’t want half naked chicks on the internet then why did he invent the Porn Premium Gold Pass? Plus, all the girls are fully naked in our  NSFW section. So you really have the best of both worlds. Hot chicks with clothes, or hot chicks without. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.

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