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This news makes my boner cry. Katy Perry is now saying that she is no fan of casual sex with strangers. She is dating rocker Travis McCoy but she said before him that she didn’t like sex in general. She says, ” Getting your flirt on is the best thing in the world, but when it comes to sharing bodily fluids with a person I don’t know- no thank you.”

What a prude! First she sings about kissing a girl and now she sings about waking up in Vegas, which usually means you had a really good time the night before and has shared a number of bodily fluids and now she is saying she is a goody good. What a crock. I don’t buy into your bullshit anymore Katy. The next time you have something to say you better have a guy cumming on your face or you blowing a wad into a fish bowl otherwise, I will not listen.

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