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Sarah Jessica Parker is an old woman with a dried up uterus so she used a third party with Matthew Broderick’s sperm, I guess, to create a pair of twins. Now the woman has had the babies and SJP will swoop in to claim what is legally hers. I am sure the surrogate mother is happy with all the attention she has been getting lately but I am sure she is glad that it is over because this means she will not have to look at SJP’s ugly mug anymore.

Let’s face it, even if SJP was in tip top shape and could of had these babies on her own, you wouldn’t want to see what the offspring of Matthew Broderick and SJP would look like. I am sure this would make a killer “if they mated” bit on Conan O’Brien. If Conan O’Brien even does that anymore.

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Links that can conceive octuplets

Sissy fight !!!- IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz signs autographs at the unvieling of her star on the Hollywood walk of fame- Geno’s World

Miley Cyrus is a sleazy little bitch- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kat Moss is too lazy to walk- popbytes

R.I.P. Ed McMahon- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Chris Brown gets off scottfree- IDLYITW

Perez Hilton is not GLAAD- notorious news

Katie Price has big breasts. I . Want.- Drunken Stepfather

Lil Allen isn’t fooling us – Allie Is Wired

Paris Hilton doesn’t care about your social conventions- Celeb News Wire

Megan Fox is a genius- yeeeah

Bruno is popular- Amy Grindhouse

AbiClancy is still alive- Holy Moly

Kristin Cavallari is an underrated hotty- I Do’t Want Your Life

Sarah Jessica Parker is an old lady. Everyone knows that, and it doesn’t make her look any younger when she goes on television commercials and talks about good wrinkle coverage. She has decided to have a surrogate mother carry her next baby, and as of a couple of weeks ago, we know that it will be twins. I am guessing her eggs are too old and dried up to actually get pregnant on her own. Or maybe she is just being selfish and doesn’t want to lose her figure, cause if she gets fat now, she will never work it off.

Billy Bush asked SJP on Access Hollywood about her failure to get preggers saying,” A lot of people face disappointment – [did you have your] fair share of disappointment?” In which SJP replied, ” Yeah, I mean I couldn’t pretend otherwise. It would be a complicated- it would be odd to have made this choice if I was able to, you know, have successful pregnancies since my son’s birth.”

She could have summed up the whole situation pretty easily without so many fancy words by just saying, “Yeah, my eggs are drier than the Mojave desert and my husband is in the closet and won’t have sex with me.” Yes. That is what she should have said. I like what I said better.

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It is being reported now by Us magazine that Sex And The City , or SATC for you savvy people, is coming back to the big screen for a sequel. Shit. If they are going to put a bunch of women together to talk about their love lives and are nymphomaniacs, they should get some hotter women. Younger women. Women that men actually want to have sex with! Sarah Jessica Parker is the closest thing to a real live witch that anyone will ever see.

According to a Us soruce, ” Not all the contracts are signed, but everyone is on board.” The reason it took such a long time to make the first movie is because Kim Catrall was holding out until she got a paycheck as big as Sarah’s. Which one is the better actress is debatablebut which one I would rather fuck is a very difficult decision. It is like asking me if I want to blow my brains out with a shot gun or stab myself in the heart. I don’t really feel like doing either, but if I were forced I would make someone else do it. So if I had to bang either of them I would probably use a strap on and keep my eyes closed the entire time.

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Links that want to see Sex And The Country

Rihanna has nice cleavage- Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars nomination list- Allie Is Wired

Helena Christensen is still sexy at 41- yeeeah

Cute college girl of the day – College Humor

George Clooney is coming back to ER – d-listed

Ashley Tisdale is in a white bikini- The Bastardly

Today is the one year anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Tom Cruise likes scientology. But scientology doesn’t like him. – Geno’s World

A hot chick wearing close to nothing- I Don’t Want Your Life

P!nk is off the market- notorious news