Posts tagged Sandra Bullock
Jesse James Cheated On Sandra Bullock
Mar 17th
Jesse James is a hardass from a show on Discovery channel called Monster Garage.He is big into cars,motorcycles and tattoos which makes you wonder why the fuck he would marry a goody goody like Sandra Bullock. Well, it makes sense really, you take her money and bang hotties behind her back.
This is a perfect formula but it has backfired in Jesse James’ face. He was caught cheating with a heavily tattooed and very atractive model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGhee. She looks like a LOT more fun to hang out with than Sandra Bullock would ever be. Since this news has leaked, Sandra cancelled a London premiere of her movie and Jesse’s camp refuses to return phone calls.
Sandra Bullock Won
Mar 8th
Sandra Bullock won for Best Actress In A Leading Role at The Oscars last night and I think she was well deserving. I haven’t seen The Blind Side yet but I remember seeing the trailer forever ago and thought it would be a good movie. She was thrilled to win the award but said that she wanted to “nap”.
When Sandra Bullock says “nap” she really means sneak away with me to a little cottage in Cabo and have wild sex for a week or so. I know the press didn’t pick up on it but me and her know what the “nap” code means. And that is all that is really important. I was thinking of a couple of kinky things I could do with the Oscars trophy but my last girlfriend ditched me for a guy named Oscar so those thoughts immediately left my head.
Sandra Bullock Has A Prude Nude Scene
Jun 2nd
I have a love/hate relationship with celebrities. I love it when they do nude scenes, I hate it when they do nude scenes and don’t show anything. Kind of like Jennifer Aniston in The Break Up. You saw her ass but it was so grainy it was almost impossible to jack off to. Luckily the leaked nipple shots of her finally got me off.
Now Sandra is following in Aniston’s footsteps by doing a nude scene, where she claims she was totally naked, but doesn’t show anything in the new movie The Proposal. She says,” Shooting it was odd. There are things stuck to areas that generally you don’t have things [stuck to]. I mean, you have things covering [your body], but not stuck to it. And then they got unstuck, and oddly we didn’t care because we were so tired.”
Notice how she uses the word “odd” a lot. I guess she looks odd naked. And they things that are stuck to her that she is complaining about I am guessing are nipple pasties. Things strippers where for some God awful reason. So basically Sandra Bullock isn’t comfortable being naked around just a handful of people, let alone millions. What a fucking prude. If I ever see her, I am going to give her the biggest titty twister I have ever given anyone, and I give pretty mean titty twisters.
Links that only put on clothes when someone is at the door
Cameron Diaz is a natural beauty- IDLYITW
Lauren Conrad is ready for life after the d-list- Geno’s World
A Britney Spears spoof- Chisme Time
Adam Lmabert steps out with his boyfriend- popbytes
Heidi and Spencer officially quit I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Beyonce Knowles is riding a bike- Celeb News Wire
Tank Girl got a DUI- IDLYITW
In vitro cat fighting- notorious news
They’re not kissing, they’re snogging- Holy Moly
Kristin Cavallari still has one of the best asses in Hollywood- I Don’t Want Your Life
Megan Fox is on the cover of GQ- Amy Grindhouse
Miley Cyrus’ little sister is drinking red bull- Allie Is Wired
Look out! Naked chick on a motorcycle- Attu World
