Posts tagged SamRo
LiLo And SamRo Are Back On. Maybe.
Jun 9th
Samantha Ronson has been spending a lot of time in London. Apparently the act of picking up a record and putting it on the record player and occasionally scratching it back and forth can earn you a lot of money these days. Seems like a frugal job.
So while SamRo was deejaying in London, Lindsay Lohan followed her there is a lame attempt to win her back. Apparently she did just so, or did she? She wrote on her Twitter page, ” Leaving London with my favorite favorite.” Now Lohan could be talking about a number of things. A large back of cocaine. A case of red bulls. But people are speculating that her “favorite favorite” is Samantha Ronson.
If they are back together it is not like they will be able to keep it a secret. Sam will deejay and LiLo will be there getting hammered and annoying the fuck out of Sam. So basically I have to wait a full 12 hours before we find out if they are back on or not. I am calling bullshit, but the clubs will tell us the truth.
Piranha 3-D may do well- IDLYITW
Look it’s Zach Morris! – Geno’s World
Nicoel Kidman might be preggers- popbytes
Nicollete Sheridan got a hair cut- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lindsay Lohan is see through- Drunken Stepfather
Speidi are off I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here for good- yeeeah
Pete Doherty arrested after taking drugs on a plane- IDLYITW
Miley Cyrus is back on the market- notorious news
Gerri Halliwell is exploring- Celeb News Wire
Audrina Patridge is single again. Hooray?- Amy Grindhouse
No one wants to star in a movie with Miley Cyrus- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Gordon Ramsey called a chick a fat lesbian- Holy Moly
Stop in the name of Lauren- I Don’t Want Your Life
SamRo Is Getting Rich Off LiLo
Dec 22nd
In Lindsay Lohan’s life a lot of people have exploited her. Her father, her old boyfriends and especially her mother. But now Lohan is getting exploited by the person she would least expect to be exploited by, her one true lover. That’s right, since showing up to DJ gigs with Lohan in tow, Samantha Ronson is now making over $25,000 per gig as opposed to her $1,500 fee before dating Lindsay.
Because of all these gigs, SamRo has netted in over $3 million last year alone. Sources close to the couple state that Sam never contractually states that Lohan will show up, but that changes come New Years Eve. Come New Years, they have both signed contracts to host a New Years Eve party at Mansion night club in Miami. Why can’t my girlfriend net me millions of dollars for just going out and having a good time? I am going to have to give her a talking to. And by talking to I mean giving her the back of my hand 4 or 5 times until she stops crying.
Links that can spin a record like no other
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse topless. PUKE! – notorious news
Pam wears short shorts- IBBB
Alicia Keys rockin’ a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Rock Of Love likes naked chicks- yeeeah
Hilary Duff may be getting married- Geno’s World
Robert Pattinson cut that shit off his head that he called hair- Allie Is Wired
Rihanna will attend the inauguration- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Even in winter Xtina dresses like a whore- I Don’t Want Your Life
Bai Ling wishing you Berry Kwismas- The Bastardly
