Posts tagged Samantha Ronson
Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Won’t Show At Her Gay Wedding
Aug 7th
Lindsay Lohan’s estranged dad, Michael Lohan says he’ll likely not show up for her reported wedding to lover Samantha Ronson later this year.
Michael Lohan – who claims he hasn’t been told about plans for Lindsay to marry DJ Samantha later this year – doubts he will be involved in the ceremony if his daughter does tie the knot.
He said: “I haven’t heard anything about an upcoming wedding from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle.
“She knows about my Christian faith – she just wouldn’t ask.” (source)
He’s playing the Christian card here, but I think he’s like you and me and he’s all for some girl on girl – so long as both the girls are hot. Samantha Ronson is gonna need a serious dose of Prof. Henry Higgins if she’s gonna get into the spank bank. I’m not saying that Michael Lohan would jerk it to his naked daughter getting it on with another hot chick, I’m saying that he’s jerk it to his naked daughter just hanging out around the house.
Lindsay Lohan in Cannes
May 27th
This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.
- Film makers
- Actors
- Studio Types
- Whores
I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.
