Posts tagged Samantha Ronson
SamRo Is Getting Rich Off LiLo
Dec 22nd
In Lindsay Lohan’s life a lot of people have exploited her. Her father, her old boyfriends and especially her mother. But now Lohan is getting exploited by the person she would least expect to be exploited by, her one true lover. That’s right, since showing up to DJ gigs with Lohan in tow, Samantha Ronson is now making over $25,000 per gig as opposed to her $1,500 fee before dating Lindsay.
Because of all these gigs, SamRo has netted in over $3 million last year alone. Sources close to the couple state that Sam never contractually states that Lohan will show up, but that changes come New Years Eve. Come New Years, they have both signed contracts to host a New Years Eve party at Mansion night club in Miami. Why can’t my girlfriend net me millions of dollars for just going out and having a good time? I am going to have to give her a talking to. And by talking to I mean giving her the back of my hand 4 or 5 times until she stops crying.
Links that can spin a record like no other
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse topless. PUKE! – notorious news
Pam wears short shorts- IBBB
Alicia Keys rockin’ a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Rock Of Love likes naked chicks- yeeeah
Hilary Duff may be getting married- Geno’s World
Robert Pattinson cut that shit off his head that he called hair- Allie Is Wired
Rihanna will attend the inauguration- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Even in winter Xtina dresses like a whore- I Don’t Want Your Life
Bai Ling wishing you Berry Kwismas- The Bastardly
La Lohan Got Floured
Nov 17th
Lindsay Lohan should really know better by now. She has been a Hollywood regular for years and she knows that them fuckers at PETA are crazy. Lohan while entered Paris’s VIP Room Theater in the early hours of Saturday, a crazy PETA member came running up and threw a bag of flour all over LiLo. At first Lindsay started licking her lips and said,” man this blow is bunk!” I think the PETA member could have been a little bit more creative. I mean didn’t they used to throw blood on people? That would have been more hot.
What the fuck do these PETA people do? Hang out at bars waiting for celebrities to show up so they can “flour” them. I am curious how they even knew Lohan was gonna be there. Either way, SamRo is pissed. Samantha Ronson wrote on her MySpaceblog, ” The girl who threw [the flour] acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, by dog is FAR more civilized than that person.” Lets not underestimate SamRo’s dog. The dog is also far prettier than Samantha Ronson and far smarter than Lindsay Lohan.
Awkward.
Nov 14th
When you are a Hollywood starlet, you have a few exs. But the ex of all exs ran into Lindsay Lohan when she was having a night out on the town with Samantha Ronson. I am sure that after Calum got left on the dance floor he got pissed off and ranted to the paparazzi that Lohan had a gross orange pussy like Joe Francis did in 2006.
However, not all doors are closed for Calum Best. He still has a shot. See Lindsay was just recently interviewed by Harper’s Bazaar and when asked if she was a bi sexual she answered, ” Maybe. Yea.” Hot. I shouldn’t say hot. I should say maybe hot. It would be hot if Lohan was down for a threesome with another hottie but more than likely if you asked her for a three way these days she would pull that little boyish troll Samantha into the room and your boner would shrink to the size of a peanut.
Lindsay Lohan Is Kinda Slutty
Aug 22nd
What do you call a girl who sees somebody she’s banged every where you take her?
Lindsay Lohan was recently in an awkward situation at the Apple Lounge in West Hollywood (west siiiide) with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson because several ex-lovers showed up.
“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.” “Lindsay reassured Sam,” a witness says, “by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.” (InTouch)
God, I’ve seen bukkake gangbangs with less dicks than Lindsay’s had inside her. Is there anything left that she hasn’t fucked? It’s probably a bad sign when your new girlfriend sees people she’s fucked every time she leaves the house. So what do you call a girl like that? A cab. Whore.
Here’s Lindsay being my truie hero by refusing to wear a bra. Also, in that last pic: WTF happened in that car? It looks like a 7-11 dumpster. I bet there’s a stillborn baby undr those Cheez-its.
