Posts tagged Samantha Ronson
SamRo Changes The Locks On Lindsay Lohan
Apr 6th
This weekend was a pretty funny weekend for Lindsay Lohan. Well funny for me, tragic for LiLo. It started with Lindsay showing up at a party that SamRo was deejaying and 5, yes 5, bodyguards restricted Lohan from entering the building. Obviously, Lindsay was pissed and went back to her hotel. Then the next day, locksmiths were spotted by TMZÂ changing the locks at Samantha Ronson’s house. When LiLo showed up, she was locked out.
With all of this shit happening on camera, if I were in LiLo shoes I would feel pretty embarrassed. I am sure this is going to be the straw that broke the camels back and Lindsay will probably go bang Chace Crawford or whatever male celebrity most resembles a lesbo. I am sure they will miss each others cunts in a couple of days and they will reunite and continue their deejaying,party crashing ways.
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Links that use the deadbolt
Jessica Simpson is in a bikini, less blurry- IDLYITW
Amy Winehouse is a crackhead on horseback- IBBB
Paris Hilton might marry Doug Reinhardt soon- Allie Is Wired
What the fuck is this shit?- yeeeah
Jessica Biel is getting naked in Powder Blue but we already knew that- Celeb News Wire
Shoplifting couple on Dr.Phil get raided- Amy Grindhouse
Welcome to the penis festival- IDLYITW
Kate Moss is releasing a cook book. I have been looking for a good cocaine/red bull recipe- Holy Moly
Toni Braxton is looking good- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kanye West likes Poker Face- popbytes
Kim Kardashian thinks the easter bunny is a pervert- Geno’s World
Katie Holmes says she is a nerd- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lady GaGa thinks she is punk- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Ashton Kutcher is cheating- Drunken Stepfather
Chris Brown wants to plea out- notorious news
Lindsay And Sam:Together, Separated, Together
Feb 2nd
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have faced a bevvy of break up rumors recently but unlike other celebrity break up rumors, almost all of them are true. It seems as though even though they fight like they are married, they just can not get enough of each other. Last Friday the two were partying it up at ESPN’s pre-Super Bowl party and Lohan was seen grabbing at Samantha’s blackberry to see who was constantly texting her. Lohan made sure that the photographers and other party goers saw that she was drinking only Red Bull but after the party a bottle of liquor was found underneath Lohan’s table.
After the ESPN bash LiLo and SamRo headed over to a MAXIM bash, pictured above, Â where she was yet again busted with a bottle of Patron underneath the table. So according to multiple sources, LiLo is drinking again. But I am fine with that. She is more fun when she is drunk. Somebodyhas to be the train wreck in the media. Seeing as that Amy Winehouse is off chilling in the Caribbean. I doubt anymore rumors will be noteworthy regarding the LiLo and SamRo dunzo-onzo relationship, but I love these chicks so you will probably see it here. One thing that I have observed through reading tabloids regarding Lohan, the more she drinks, the straighter she gets. That is probably why she isn’t getting along with Sam. She wants dick. And as badly as SamRo wants to have a penis, she will never grow one.
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Super Bowl hangover links
Sober House? That doesn’t sound like fun- IBBB
TomKat are living it up in Rio- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears is getting some restraining orders- Holy Moly
Ali Lohan cleavage. Do not look she is jailbait. Do not look she is jailbait. - yeeeah
Lily Allen looks cute when she plays in the snow- d-listed
Mischa Barton is hot but her clothes suck- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Best Super Bowl commercials 2009- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Emma Watson will never drop cleavage- Geno’s World
Lauren Conrad dressed in all black- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kate Hudson has a home liposuction kit- Celeb News Wire
Michael Phelps busted for smoking pot- notorious news
LiLo And SamRo Are Dunzo
Jan 6th
This has been a long time coming but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially dunzo! That means LiLo is back on the market and more than likely she will not seek out another lesbian partner. Which means we get to go back to the good old days where Lohan was sleeping with every guy that moved and she stayed out all hours of the night partying and being insecure.
This is great news for me, but really just another excuse to post the Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures we saw the other day. Most people bitch and say “she is too skinny” but I would much rather have she is too skinny instead of she is too fat. Now that sh is done”experimenting” with lesbianism, we can all go back to wondering who Lohan will date next. Chace Crawford? Zac Efron? Will she steal George Clooney away from Paris Hilton? More than likely the answers to all of these questions is no. All we can sanely hope for is that she hooks up with a REAL hot hick. A REAL lesbian. One that looks like a girl and fucks like a girl. I think Megan Fox is a perfect candidate. I’ll be watching Lohan. I’ll be watching and I will be horny. I mean waiting, waiting.
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LiLo And SamRo Are Still Fighting
Jan 2nd
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson flew back to L.A. yesterday but the flight was not a smooth one. During the flight they had such a big fight that Lohan was inconsolable and the flight attendant even asked if she would like to disembark. This comes after the fight they had at Sam’s Hollywood hills home.
I hope the two split. Lindsay’s late night romps with Hollywood men seem to be much more fun to write about and you get the guys perspective on how great it was to sleep with Lindsay Lohan. Here is Lindsay at the airport being forced to remove her socks because we all know she likes to smuggle cocaine in those bitches. Enough about SamRo, she is a dog and deserves to die. Here are some Lindsay Lohan bikini pics to get your mind off that boy/troll Lohan is dating.
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Links that are single and happy
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Chloe Sevigny is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Pink comes crawling back to the only guy who would ever fuck her- Allie Is Wired
Another d-lister goes to the clink- yeeeah
Kelly Clarkson has a new cd out- notorious news
Erica Hill is the hot slut of the day- d-listed
Stacey Keibler is a tool. But she looks good. – The Bastardly
Paris Hilton and George Clooney. A match made in hell. – Geno’s World
Katy Perry is wearing a sexy outfit- I Don’t Want Your Life
A d-lister dies- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
