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This weekend was a pretty funny weekend for Lindsay Lohan. Well funny for me, tragic for LiLo. It started with Lindsay showing up at a party that SamRo was deejaying and 5, yes 5, bodyguards restricted Lohan from entering the building. Obviously, Lindsay was pissed and went back to her hotel. Then the next day, locksmiths were spotted by TMZ  changing the locks at Samantha Ronson’s house. When LiLo showed up, she was locked out.

With all of this shit happening on camera, if I were in LiLo shoes I would feel pretty embarrassed. I am sure this is going to be the straw that broke the camels back and Lindsay will probably go bang Chace Crawford or whatever male celebrity most resembles a lesbo. I am sure they will miss each others cunts in a couple of days and they will reunite and continue their deejaying,party crashing ways.

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Jessica Simpson is in a bikini, less blurry- IDLYITW

Amy Winehouse is a crackhead on horseback- IBBB

Paris Hilton might marry Doug Reinhardt soon- Allie Is Wired

What the fuck is this shit?- yeeeah

Jessica Biel is getting naked in Powder Blue but we already knew that- Celeb News Wire

Shoplifting couple on Dr.Phil get raided- Amy Grindhouse

Welcome to the penis festival- IDLYITW

Kate Moss is releasing a cook book. I have been looking for a good cocaine/red bull recipe- Holy Moly

Toni Braxton is looking good- I Don’t Want Your Life

Kanye West likes Poker Face- popbytes

Kim Kardashian thinks the easter bunny is a pervert- Geno’s World

Katie Holmes says she is a nerd- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lady GaGa thinks she is punk- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Ashton Kutcher is cheating- Drunken Stepfather

Chris Brown wants to plea out- notorious news

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have faced a bevvy of break up rumors recently but unlike other celebrity break up rumors, almost all of them are true. It seems as though even though they fight like they are married, they just can not get enough of each other. Last Friday the two were partying it up at ESPN’s pre-Super Bowl party and Lohan was seen grabbing at Samantha’s blackberry to see who was constantly texting her. Lohan made sure that the photographers and other party goers saw that she was drinking only Red Bull but after the party a bottle of liquor was found underneath Lohan’s table.

After the ESPN bash LiLo and SamRo headed over to a MAXIM bash, pictured above,  where she was yet again busted with a bottle of Patron underneath the table. So according to multiple sources, LiLo is drinking again. But I am fine with that. She is more fun when she is drunk. Somebodyhas to be the train wreck in the media. Seeing as that Amy Winehouse is off chilling in the Caribbean. I doubt anymore rumors will be noteworthy regarding the LiLo and SamRo dunzo-onzo relationship, but I love these chicks so you will probably see it here. One thing that I have observed through reading tabloids regarding Lohan, the more she drinks, the straighter she gets. That is probably why she isn’t getting along with Sam. She wants dick. And as badly as SamRo wants to have a penis, she will never grow one.

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Sober House? That doesn’t sound like fun- IBBB

TomKat are living it up in Rio- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears is getting some restraining orders- Holy Moly

Ali Lohan cleavage. Do not look she is jailbait. Do not look she is jailbait. - yeeeah

Lily Allen looks cute when she plays in the snow- d-listed

Mischa Barton is hot but her clothes suck- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Best Super Bowl commercials 2009- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Emma Watson will never drop cleavage- Geno’s World

Lauren Conrad dressed in all black- I Don’t Want Your Life

Kate Hudson has a home liposuction kit- Celeb News Wire

Michael Phelps busted for smoking pot- notorious news

This has been a long time coming but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially dunzo! That means LiLo is back on the market and more than likely she will not seek out another lesbian partner. Which means we get to go back to the good old days where Lohan was sleeping with every guy that moved and she stayed out all hours of the night partying and being insecure.

This is great news for me, but really just another excuse to post the Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures we saw the other day. Most people bitch and say “she is too skinny” but I would much rather have she is too skinny instead of she is too fat. Now that sh is done”experimenting” with lesbianism, we can all go back to wondering who Lohan will date next. Chace Crawford? Zac Efron? Will she steal George Clooney away from Paris Hilton? More than likely the answers to all of these questions is no. All we can sanely hope for is that she hooks up with a REAL hot hick. A REAL lesbian. One that looks like a girl and fucks like a girl. I think Megan Fox is a perfect candidate. I’ll be watching Lohan. I’ll be watching and I will be horny. I mean waiting, waiting.

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