Posts tagged Rosie O’Donnell
Daytime TV Is About To Get A Lot More Fatter
Mar 21st
It seems that daytime television is getting pretty desperate for fat chicks that are good at going on long, insane rants. Soon Oprah Winfrey will retire and that will eave a huge gap in the fat, ranting market. But fear not. Rosie O’Donnell just inked a deal to do a new show starting in 2011.
Still not sure which network it will be on yet but this could seriously throw a stick in the spokes of Ellen DeGeneres taking over the world. I say, line up a bunch of possible women to take over Oprah’s time slot and force them to have an eating contest. Rosie would wipe the floor with those motherfuckers.
Rosie O’Donnell plus girlfriend make 10
Jan 22nd
Rosie O’Donnell is only concerned with her cunt bumping abilities and has no concern for other people’s feelings. That is why she is moving in her 4 kids with her new girlfriend’s 6 kids making it a total of 10 kids running around wondering why mommy only likes to wear flannel.
She is claiming that the first time she saw her it was love at first sight but I tend to have my reservations as I have seen picks of her new girlfriend and she is ugly as sin. I guess it is just a lesbian radar type of thing. Straight people have a gaydar and they can detect gay people. Gay people have no use for this so they have a radar that detects possible gay mates. See how much I know about the human psyche? I should be a doctor. Yes ma’am, I will help you with that ultrasound. Oh don’t worry I don’t needs gloves. I have been doing this long enough to know how to not spread the germs.
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Weekend links that have a degree in vagina
Brittany Murphy’s husband is a genius- IDLYITW
Shauna Sand endorses her sex tape- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
American Idol top 24 leaked- Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears likes dick- Drunken Stepfather
Now YOU can see Jesus’ penis- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Mila Kunis found more work- Geno’s World
Lily Allen has cellulite- yeeeah
Cindy McCain supports gay marriage- popbytes
Joaquin Phoenix is no longer a hobo- Holy Moly
Kim Kardashian gets punched in the face- Amy Grindhouse
Jersey Shore recap- IBBB
Angelina Jolie hates New Orleans- notorious news
Rosie O’Donnell Has Found a New Bull Dyke
Dec 31st
This news kind of makes me sick a little bit but Rosie O’Donnell has found a mate. Just by looking at this pic it seems that the girlfriend is kind of like that dude’s mom who I used to buy pot off of in junior high. She was always sitting at the kitchen tables smoking GPC cigarettes and yelling at her kids for coming home too late.
She has a tattoo and even though I am a tattoo enthusiast I have to say that that particular tattoo looks like shit. Here they are holding hands and getting ready to do the cunt bump mambo which is another image I will have to sear out of my brain with strong narcotics. What happened to the ex? Probably killed herself when she realized she just spent several years of her life with most ugly and bitchiest beast in the valley.
Links that are far more attractive than the former story
Brooke Hogan is in a bikini and whoever wrote this post called her Brock- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa’s hero: Susan Boyle- Allie Is Wired
Jaime Pressly is still worth fucking- Drunken Stepfather
Pretty ladies in bikinis looking pretty- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The Jonas Brothers are breaking up- notorious news
Molly Sims doesn’t know- IDLYITW
Iga Wyrwal is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Rosie O’Donnall Has to Find a New Muff
Oct 22nd
Rosie O’Donnell is one of the most annoying lesbians to ever walk God’s green earth. So it is surprising to me that she managed to scare off the only person in her life that ever loved her, her wife. According to radar.com Rosie’s wife moved out months ago and is living in a New York condo.
Of course they will always be connected in some way because they have three adopted children with one another and I doubt they will have a custody battle over them if they do officially split. What is funny is that Rosie O’Donnell and other lesbians such as Ellen DeGeneres champion the lesbian community with equal rights and now Rosie will have to be one of those lesbians who get divorced therefore tarnishing the entire gay marriage brand.. I am all for equal rights but I have to admit that this is funny. You think it is funny too. Admit it! Don’t make me waterboard you!
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Links that are less annoying
Gerard Butler is sexing Jessica Simpson- IDLYITW
Kristin Stewart will not get an oscar- Allie Is Wired
Corey Feldman still gets pussy- Drunken Stepfather
Amber Heard rocks FHM- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lindasy Lohan is jealous- notorious news
January Jones has outtakes- IDLYITW
Vikki Blows topless outtakes- Fatback Media (NSFW)
