Posts tagged Rihanna
RiRi Got Stopped My The Pigs
Mar 19th
Rihanna has been playing the victim for some time now. And rightfully so. But last night when Rihanna was leaving Les Deux nightclub in L.A. she was pulled over by the cops. For some reason or another Rihanna is incapable of driving herself and when she was pulled over it was her driver that had to answer questions by the po. The reason for them being pulled over was no front license plate and tinted windows.
I can understand the tinted windows bu I am not sure why they didn’t have a front license plate. I am assuming this is some sort of car service and that the vehicle didn’t actually belong to Rihanna. The question is, why the fuck is she out partying anyway? Is she such an attention whore that she would rather go out and get photographed by the paparazzi and face awkward questions from total strangers about hooking back up with Chris Brown instead of staying low key until the trial blows over? That does it for me. If she is gonna get her ass kicked and then hook back up with the same guy and then go out and party as if nothing happened then fuck her. My feeling sorry for her has officially ended. Don’t get me wrong. I still want to see Chris Brown do years in prison for the incident, but I could care less what happens to Rihanna now.
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Links that have a suspended driver’s license
Natasha Richardson is ‘irreplaceable’ – IDLYITW
American Idol- sing for your supper- Allie Is Wired
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester like ice cream- Celeb News Wire
Brit Brit and K-Fed are falling in love again- yeeeah
Jessica Alba has a killer ass- I Don’t Want Your Life
Carrie Underwood has a pink ass- Drunken Stepfather
American Idol is rigged. Well maybe not- IDLYITW
How to lose friends and alienate people looks like a funny movie- Holy Moly
Even Lindsay Lohan is getting heckled- IBBB
Octomom can’t catch a break- Geno’s World
The Tudors are back. Fuck yea! – popbytes
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Jewel likes being a snaggletooth- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney Spears doesn’t know how to write- notorious news
Chris Brown And RiRi Are “Taking A Break”
Mar 18th
After Chris Brown beat Rihanna to a pulp, they started feeling sorry for each other and they hooked back up. They even recorded a duet together. Now Rihanna flew to New York to hang out with some of her other music mogul friends while chris Brown stayed back in L.A. to record a cd that no one on earth is going to buy. Sources say that Chris is just obsessed with his music and that is why he didn’t make the trip.
Truth be told, if he ever showed his facein the presence of Jay-Z and other music stars, they would probably beat the shit out of him. That and the fact that Rihanna is probably sick and tired of dating someone who looks like they are 15 years old. You know I have been in a similar situation before. I have had to smack around hos now and then. Give em’ my 2 cents. Put them in their place. And the result was unquestioned loyalty and total service on their part. Get me a lemonade was no longer a request but a direct order. And in the end, we were both better for it. So watch out Chris Brown. Don’t let your little slave escape to NYC where her music friends will fill her head with ideas of liberalism and freedum. Keep that bitch under your thumb.
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Links that are in a solid relationship
Everyone is ugly next to Doutzen Kroes- IDLYITW
Kentucky Fried Chicken doesn’t have “chefs” – IBBB
Natasha Richardson is not dead- Holy Moly
Faye Dunaway looks like a burn victim- Drunken Stepfather
Hayden Panettiere is a pig- I Don’t Want Your Life
Reese Witherspoon is off the market? Doubt it- yeeeah
Amber Le Bon is a model- IDLYITW
Guy Ritchie has moved on from Madonna- Celeb News Wire
Lady Gaga wants to bang Prince Harry- Allie Is Wired
Tori Amos has a new kickass single- popbytes
Octomom brings home two of her octuplets- Geno’s World
American Idol’s Adam Lambert is scary- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Octomom gets swarmed by paparazzi- notorious news
Rihanna And Chris Brown Are The Perfect Couple
Mar 10th
Rihanna is still making the mistake of her life by standing by Chris Brown, but their relationship isn’t just superficial. They are actually in the studio right now recording a duet together. i am sure it is a song about how relationships have ups and downs but in the end they still survive. Well Rihanna did survive, barely. I could see them talking to each other on the phone or even texting, which is what started this whole mess in the first place, but hanging out face to face makes me think Rihanna just wants to make herself into the cliche beaten up girlfriend you hear so much about in country music.
” He beat me because he loves me” is what she will tell her family. In the meantime the majority of the viewing public will make fun of her, me included, until she breaks up with this monster. I am sure the other guys at the recording studio are just thrilledthat they get to work with Chris Brown. How much more awkward could this situation be? Not much. And the song they are recording is for Chris’ album due out later this year. Who the fuck is going to buy it? Rihanna fans? Not likely. If I were him I would plead guilty, get the jail time done with and try to move on in his life being a construction worker or some shit.
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Links that beat before they can get beaten
Britney Spears’ pussy was hanging out- IDLYITW
Cristy from Intervention- IBBB
Amy Winehouse is still obsessing over her ex- Holy Moly
J-Love is slim and she is showing it off- Drunken Stepfather
Hayden Panettiere is getting bigger boobies- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kat Von D is pretty- yeeeah
Megan Fox is doing something- IDLYITW
Tom Cruise reminds me of nuns at my catholic grade school- Celeb News Wire
A Spice Girl had a baby- Allie Is Wired
Jamie Lynn Spears is going country- popbytes
Now THIS is how you teach kids- Geno’s World
Christian Bale will not be Batman again- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Tina Davis started the Chris Brown/Rihanna fight- notorious news
Rihanna A.K.A. Tina Turner
Mar 2nd
Rihanna is a shallow dumb bitch, so I guess she can not find another guy to hook up with. I took it pretty easy on Rihanna in the past few weeks because I felt sorry for her. But not anymore. Rumors are circulating and People confirms that she is indeed back with Chris Brown. More than likely she will probably not press charges either. They are staying at P.Diddy’s mansion, making Diddy an enabler, in Miami and apparently Chris is trying to get some studio time in.
I hope he writes a song about how he kicked the fuck out of his girlfriend. That would make a cool song. I am not sure exactly who he thinks is going to buy this cd. I doubt any of his cds will sell after what he did. Which is a shame because before he beat up Rihanna, he was one of the hottest song writers in L.A. and just about every hip hop artist wanted to record with him. Is that me feeling sorry for him? How dare I! I am going to slap myself in the face and give myself a swirly in the toilet so I never feel sorry for a girl beater again.
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Links that will never get a finger raised to them
Melissa Theuriau is topless- IDLYITW
J-Lo has an Elvis mullet- IBBB
Adam Lambert is gay- Allie Is Wired
Michelle Williams is topless- Celeb News Wire
Denise Richards gets attention on and off the set of DWTS- Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Alba has fucked up grandma hands- I Don’t Want Your Life
Miley Cyrus jogs in daisy dukes- IDLYITW
LiLo hits up starbucks- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
AnnaLynne McCord to Marry Carrot Top- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Watchmen cast says there won’t be a sequel- Geno’s World
K-Fed is a gold digger extraordinaire! – notorious news
Amy Winehouse has landed in the U.K. – popbytes
