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Former high priced call girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupré may be getting 15 more minutes of fame - reality style. E! is reporting that she is in negotiations for her own realty series that could range from a dating format to her just riding around in a limo trying to get guys to bang her for money. [Ed. note: I made that last part up]

A source tells E!, … that Dupré, 23, has been developing an unscripted show with production execs at L.A.-based Handprint Entertainment, the same company that has managed the career of reality icon Nicole Richie and Pamela Anderson.

One of the concepts being considered is a dating format.

“They’re talking to MTV about Ashley being the next Tila Tequila,” says a source close to the project. (Handprint execs couldn’t be reached for comment on the project; MTV declined comment). (E!)

MTV has gone from a cutting edge, scrappy little network airing the music of a new generation to a soul-raping juggernaut of mind depletion. People actually lose intelligence by watching, starring in a series, or even saying the letters M-T-V out loud. The fact that aspiring film makers in film school can use the terminology “MTV cuts” lets me know that Armageddon is nigh. Except that Armageddon won’t be ushered in by fire and brimstone in the blink of an eye, it will be signaled by slack-jawed drooling automatons with mighty muscular thumbs clicking the remote to MTV’s newest reality show, “The Whore Bachelorette, starring Ashley the Former Whore”. You have been warned.